Monday, November 29, 2010

WORKING WITHOUT A NET WORTH

Francisco Lachowski shirtless and behind a volleyball net. Nice, huh?
Next, on a very special
MOST DANGEROUS CATCH...

Photo lifted from Vera's Big Gay Blog
Views as of now: 276,109


Okay, dammit!
That was funny!

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

DECIMAL SYSTEM OF A DOWN

. . . out of 10, presumably.

Bernardo Velasco shirtless, wearing a speedo

Most blokes, you know, will be reaching for ten.
You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up,
all the way up. Where can you go from there? Where?
Nowhere. Exactly. What this guy does is, if we need
that extra push over the cliff, is put it up to eleven.
Eleven. Exactly. One better.

Views as of now: 275,166

I found this photo at Homorazzi,
but it was Guys Next Door that reminded me
this morning how beautiful Bernardo Velasco is.
How could I have forgotten?

COMMENTS

Xersex said...
He's very beautiful, but I prefer Renato Ferreira!

You've said that before, but I still don't agree.
No one is better looking than Bernardo Velasco.

Kenneth Johnson aka Sebastien Penn said...
i seriously have no idea what your caption is talking about

It's an allusion to a very funny
and very well known bit
from SPINAL TAP.
You can
check it out here.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

WOODLAND CREATURE OF HABIT

studly shirtless guy in the woods
Eventually the trees joined together and
forced Brian to leave the woods.
It seems some of them were intimidated
by how strong and solid this boy was.

Pic from Eyecatcher
Views as of now: 274,940

Sunday, November 21, 2010

GEE! MAJOR CHORD!

Okay, I confess.

I slapped this thing up here before I'd actually watched it, so I didn't realize how mediocre it is. Sure, there's a lot of blond goodness here, but the editor at All About Strength seems to be prouder of his editing tricks than he should be. Instead of using what clips he has and making them look good, he stretches them out and repeats them to make it seem like he's got more than he does. The last five minutes of this is a great example of this.

Still, it is Chord Overstreet, and time spent looking at him is worthwhile.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

BUTTON HOLE IN ONE

muscular man with his shirt open
As a valuable public service, Jimmy
had all the buttons removed from his shirts.


You're welcome.

Friday, November 19, 2010

RUGBY UNION SUIT

Everyone else is talking about Ryan Reynolds, and after reading the 7th blog entry this morning I learned that he grew up playing rugby. Now I think he's even hotter.

I'm such a jockaphile.


Views as of now: 274090

YOU'RE IN TESTING

This is just confusing for about 45 seconds.
Then it gets really attractive.

Por que não estudei portugese?



Video found via Tightsuits

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

CRY FOR ATTENTION SPAN

shamelessly begging for comments

Seriously, I don't mean to be begging here.
It's just that every day I visit at least 10 other blogs,
and I leave comments on most of them.
When do I start getting a reach around or something?

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

TAKE A TUMBLE DRY


I once lay around in my underwear waiting
for the dryer to finish with my jeans, too.


Now I'm not allowed in that laundromat anymore.


Pic lifted from Guys Next Door

MINE FIELD OF DREAMS

So this morning I woke up from a very cool dream where I was lying in bed next to Francisco Lachowski, explaining to him that - though I loved him more - I wanted Bernardo Velasco more because he's the most beautiful man I've ever seen.

I don't remember what I ate and drank last night before going to bed, but I want more.

And did I make the right call? Francisco looks like he'd be a lot of fun.

a smiling Francisco Lachowski looking incredibly sexy in his Calvin Klein underwear

a smiling Bernardo Velasco looking incredibly sexy in his Calvin Klein underwear

Views as of now: 273,435

And it just occurred to me that
Calvin Klein gets all these hot guys in his underwear,
but I bet he wishes it were the other way 'round.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

GRIFFIN DOOR MAT

I only got one comment on my last post including the newest official Gleek Darren Criss, but I don't care. I've decided that I'm impressed with this guy. And it's not the drooling, hormone-riddled kind of impressed. I actually have a lot of respect for this guy's talent. Probably most of all for his song-writing abilities.

Check him out singing one of his own songs in this excerpt from the Very Potter Sequel. His song begins about two minutes in if you want to skip the acting, but Brian Holden as Professor Lupin is definitely worth watching. Why? I won't pretend to know.

And try to forgive the ill-mannered audience for applauding before the song is over. What the Hell are they teaching kids these days?



Every time, I think Ron is saying, "Hey, Harry, let's go get sordid."

This part with The Sorting Hat is part 4. If you want to see The Scarf of Sexual Preference, you'll need to see Part 5. Or, better yet, just start from the beginning.

If you click over to the YouTube page and read the comments, you'll see there's a kind of struggle going on between the StarKid fans who made the Very Potter musicals and the fans of Glee. It seems like both of them are trying to claim this guy for their own. It's all rather sad and very middle school.

SANFIELD OF DREAMS


I've complained before about the same photos showing up
on so many 'blogs within the span of a few days.

Well, for the last week or so,
erstwhile med student, model,
and
underwear designer (?) Todd Sanfield has been
the ubiquitous stud of choice, and on Friday I complained
to someone that "Todd Sanfield is fucking everywhere."


But when I got to my bed that night, I discovered
to my disappointment that it wasn't true.


Views as of now: 273,214

Whaddya think?
Did he design the underwear personally
or just lend his name and image to it?

And I don't know about the ring in that suit.
During a Texas summer, it's likely that the thing
would get hot enough to burn the skin.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

CRISS CROSS POLLINATION

So I saw the new episode of Glee yesterday, and Chord Overstreet can relax a bit because I didn't spend the rest of the day with completely lecherous thoughts about his hot crooked mouth. Instead I was taken with the newest new guy, Darren Criss.

Darren Criss, Glee's newest addition


If you haven't heard his song, here it is. And check out the other guys in the audience. It's a glimpse of what high school could look like with a few stylists on staff and none of those icky girls.


And evidently I'm not the only one. He appeared on Tuesday night's episode. And evidently by Wednesday night, he'd been signed as a series regular starting with Season 3.

Darren Criss, Glee's newest addition

Looking around this morning I find that he's also an accomplished songwriter, penning all the tunes for Michigan's StarKid Production's A Very Potter Sequel. And he has something to do with Me & My Dick, which I haven't seen yet.

Darren Criss, Glee's newest addition

I also found him at imdb, where there are photos of his "incredibly curly hair." I like the boy's school haircut that the Glee producers gave him, but the curls are great too.

Darren Criss, Glee's newest addition

By the way, there have been a lot of jokes lately about how Chord Overstreet appears shirtless in every episode. And Glee really played into the joke by having him shirtless in the very first shot. HA!

Views as of now: 272,409

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE FISH

This one is for Xersex, who has been the
absolute best about leaving comments.
Vielen dank, mein freund.


Sibling rivalry is something normal,
but when
you need boxing gloves
things have gotten out of hand.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

THE WET LOOK IS DEAD SEXY


So is it wrong to be jealous of a towel?

Photo from Tighty-Whitie Dude
Views as of now: 271,970

Actually, I know I'm supposed
to know this guy's name,
but I can't remember it.
If anyone knows, please let me know.

COMMENTS

chaz said...
His name is Chris Cuba. Actually I think it is a "professional name" he uses in the modeling industry. Anyway, you can find some more pics of him if you Google Chris Cuba. There is a picture of him in a pair of skimpy briefs he wore in a shoot for CIN2 underwear, he is looking straight into the camera, it is SO totally stunning that it will take your breath away; the body, everything, perfection and dead sexy. I hope you can find more pictures of him and be on the lookout for the one I described; you will know it when you see it believe me!

Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobate said...
Well, that was quick. Thanks so much.
And is this the photo you were talking about? It is hot.
I wonder what superhero I could paint on him.
He's posed perfectly.

Chris Cuba hasn't learned not to look into the camera, but who cares when he looks this hot

Monday, November 8, 2010

NIGEL TERRY CLOTH

sexy muscular Asian guy wearing only a towel. Sorta.
As a mostly naked guy, Paul looked really good.
But as a towel rack, he was fucking amazing!


Photo from Daily Drool
Views as of now: 271,128

Sunday, November 7, 2010

WAYLON FLOWERS AND MADAME BOVARY


Daniel was easily the worst ventriloquist
I'd ever seen, but his dummy was so damned cute.

Photo lifted from Vera's Big Gay Blog
Views as of now: 270,939

TOWERS OF MIDNIGHT BLUE

actors faces slapped onto Rand al'Thor, Perrin Aybara, Matrim Cauthon, the main characters from The Wheel of Time

Last Thursday and Friday I was in Dallas for a SEM workshop. We broke up about 3pm on Thursday, and I headed to a book store to buy something to answer my many questions. And while I was in the store, I saw a number of seats set up in rows, some of which were occupied by people obviously waiting for something.

So I checked the sign in front of them and discovered that the latest installment of that series of fantasy books I follow and sometime mention here been published.

And the author was going to be there that night talking and signing books. So I bought book number 13 and sat down to get it signed.

Very cool coincidence!

Friday, November 5, 2010

THE DAYS NUMBER DOWN AND OUT

hot lean guy in very brief briefs, looking vaguely like he has a hangover
Oh, shit! When did it get to be November?!
The last thing I remember was soaking
candy Easter eggs in Everclear and then nothing!

Photo lifted from Eyecatcher
Hits as of now: 270,292

I'm not sure why,
but this guy makes me think of Tim Matheson.
And is that reference showing my age?

Never mind.
Matheson's cool because
he provided a voice to Johnny Quest
and uttered one of my favourite movie quotations.
"You fucked up: you trusted us!"

Thursday, November 4, 2010

BABY STEPS UP TO THE PLATE

You know, sometimes having a kid seems like a cool idea.
It would be so much fun to make them wear whatever you wanted.

smart baby in cool T-shirt

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

RAZOR BURNING HOT

These pics of Justin Woltering from DNA Magazine
would make the coolest razor ad ever.

Justin Woltering from DNA Magazine, the same guy with and without body hair
Not only did Justin's improved grooming routine
make him look hotter, while cutting off the hair
he found $1.18 in loose change.


Hot photo from We Love Guys

Hits as of now: 269,737

So which do you prefer:
hairy as Nature intended
or smooth like some kind of evolved creature?

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

GOOD NIGHT, JOHN BOY HOWDY!

Dominic Savo looking all shirtless and sexy despite the suspenders
Dominic was glad when he got the part,
but when he learned they wanted
his character to wear suspenders,
he was a bit worried about looking
too Walton's Mountain.

But he found a great way
to avoid that difficulty.

LONG-PLAYING RECORD OF FAILURE

Memory is often a mixed blessing at best.

And please don't think that an anti-Republican message is also a pro-Democratic message. That's a logical fallacy called "the vanished middle," popular with those people who look at the alphabet and see only A and Z with nothing in between.



Hits as of now: 269,340

Monday, November 1, 2010

COP ON THE BEAT 'EM OFF WITH A STICK

Talk about embarrassing!

I show up at a costume party and finally get to meet Bernardo Velasco, only to discover we're wearing the same costume.



But then we bonded and spent the rest
of the night frisking the other guests.

Some minded a lot less than others.

Photo from Uniform Follows Function
Views as of now: 268,859