Sunday, July 24, 2011

PARK BENCH WARMER

HOW I SPENT A LAZY SUNDAY

hot shirtless guy on a picnic table
Eating a picnic lunch in the park

Photo from Guys Next Door
Views as of now: 425,804

Saturday, July 23, 2011

ANOTHER BOTTLE OF WINEHOUSE

Sadly, not a shock,
but surprising nevertheless.

This isn't entirely an Amy Winehouse song,
but it's still one of my favourite compilations.



Admittedly, this is bitter,
but all I can think of right now
is all the less talented people who
just keep on living.

Friday, July 22, 2011

PUB CRAWLING WITH 'EM

FUN FOR FRIDAY

Great hot wings here,
but beware the ranch dressing!

engrish funny - There's a million bars just like this on the block!
see more Engrish

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVEGOOD

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY



"But Luna is probably a lot scarier than Voldemort.
Girls in general are scarier than Voldemort."
— Matthew Lewis

Monday, July 18, 2011

DE-SATURATE MY FACE

MAN FOR MONDAY

It's been too long since I've looked at Chris Austad,
so that's what I'm doing today.

These photos are fairly recent,
and very washed out, colour-wise.
And now he's sporting a very short haircut and beard-ette.


Chris Austad looking hot
Chris Austad looking hot

I have to admit that what I liked most about this guy were
his golden skin and silky, yellow hair.
But in these photos, those things are gone.
All that he's left with is those riveting eyes, a gorgeous face,
and that killer body.

Oh, well. I'll try to be happy.

Views as of now: 424,582

Thursday, July 14, 2011

MISFITS OF SCIENCE FICTION

THING FOR THURSDAY

So this new show ALPHAS is getting all the publicity. Of course, David Strathairn is always brilliant, and Warren Christie looks so hot with his new haircut.

hot actor Warren Christie hot actor Warren Christie with his new haircut for Alphas

But if want a show about people with superhuman powers, check out MISFITS on Hulu. It's a lot like the slags from the original SKINS were all showered in toxic waste and got superpowers that they're completely clueless about using.

There's no substitute for Mitch Hewer unfortunately (but, really, there is no substitute for Mitch Hewer), but the hotest misfit so far is definitely Nathan, played by Robert Sheehan. Hot guy, but his character's personality needs a sound beating.

Views as of now: 423,766

GIVE THEM A HAND LOTION

three hot australians in speedos

Though they'd worked hard to get their life guarding jobs,
the boys were eventually fired because they spent
most of their time standing around, talking
to each other about treatments for Speedo chafing.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

URINATION BUILDING

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY

hotshirtless abercrombie guys

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself:
Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling
that it brings." — Porsche Anthony

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

SLIDE SHOW 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM

TUNE FOR TUESDAY
True
by Tom Twyker and Johnny Klimek

I picked this clip just for the song.
The photos were just a serendipitous coincidence.

No really!


Views as of now: 423,520

Monday, July 11, 2011

ITALIAN DISH OF THE DAY

MAN FOR MONDAY

Over the weekend, someone asked about the face
on one of my little buttons down and to the left.
He's Italian model Emanuele Fiore.

Here's what he looked like in 2006,
when he was an 18-year-old student who
won an Italian beauty award
called L'umo Ideale d'Italia, "The Ideal Italian Man."
Come delizioso!

Italian model Emanuele Fiore
Italian model Emanuele Fiore

Here are some more recent photos.
His face has lost a bit of the youthful beauty,
but he still has those great eyes and his body is amazing.

Italian model Emanuele Fiore
Italian model Emanuele Fiore
Italian model Emanuele Fiore

Views as of now: 423,228


COMMENTS

glen0330 said...
STUNNING creature.

He is amazing.
I miss how he looked at 18,
but o god those eyes of his...

cjm1992 said...
Awesome I was the one that asked!
THANK YOU!
He's still hot, but
OMG that first pic just takes my breath away! lol

Truly. 5 years later,
it's still one of my favourite photos.
Can you imagine being a high school student
with that face?! I bet the poor boy never got any sleep.

Xersex said...
What delicious man!!
che uomo delizioso!

Truly. I'm going to add Italy
to my list of vacation spots
if this is the kind of men it turns out.

Friday, July 8, 2011

SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT. 2 BITS OF NICE.

See!
I told you Marlon Texiera would look better
if he cleaned himself up a little.

Marlon Texiera, all cleaned up

Photo from Guys Next Door
"Next door" to what, I want to know.
I mean, have you seen the guys
in his neighbourhood?!

Views as of now: 422,660

WELCOME HOME COOKING

FUN FOR FRIDAY

Thursday, July 7, 2011

VIEW TO A KILLER BOD

shirtless boy on a balcony
The view from my balcony was pathetic,
so I had the landlord install this guy.
He was incredibly expensive,
but I think he was worth it.

I'm already looking forward to
hanging lights on him for Christmas.
Good thing our winters aren't too cold here.


Photo lifted from The Slab
Views as of now: 422,335

THE TEACHING RACKET

THING FOR THURSDAY

shirtless high school tennis team
For the most part, Mrs. McGillicuddy's job sucked.
The kids in her class were lazy and disrespectful.
Her pay was a joke. Her workload was overwhelming.

But things had improved lately since
she took the tennis team's shirts away.


Wednesday, July 6, 2011

MEN OF THE DROP CLOTH

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY




Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad,
and the good stuff is out of your price range.

— Scott Roeben


Quotation stolen from The Slab

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

THINGS ARE LOOKING UPSTAIRS

hot shirtless guy looking out of window
Setting off my leftover fireworks at 7am this morning
made all my neighbours look out to see what was going on.

I'll definitely have to do this again.

Photo from The Daily Drool
Views as of now: 421,751

HIKING BOOT TO THE HEAD

MAN FOR MONDAY

studly Jesse Roberts from Tetu magazine
studly Jesse Roberts from Tetu magazine
studly Jesse Roberts from Tetu magazine
July in Texas! Nothing would make me
want to go hiking in this heat.

But these photos of Jesse Roberts come close.


Photos stolen from We Love Guys

Saturday, July 2, 2011