HOT CHOCOLATE EYES

I can't believe I was so slow
to come to appreciate Marlon Texeira.

Normally I catch on a lot faster,
but at first when I looked at this guy
I just saw the scruff.

But now I'm a little bit in love
with his chocolate brown eyes
and fleshy lower lip.

UP ON THE ROOFIE

MAN FOR MONDAY

When I won a dinner date with Marlon Teixera,
I thought it was going to be enormous fun.
I looked forward to it for weeks, imagining all kinds
of scenarios where he met me and fell hopelessly in love.
Or at least we became great friends and had
all kinds of fun together.

But when the night finally arrived, the poor boy
was so tired that he kept falling asleep.

Which didn't actually stop me from having some fun.

Views as of now: 452,670

DANIEL RUMFELT 4

MAN FOR MONDAY

Yes, there are many other men in the world,
so no, I don't have to keep putting
my Man of the Month Daniel Rumfelt up here
as the Man for Monday.

But why mess with a good thing?

C'mon, Daniel!
Stop staring into the camera lens like that.
I know I'm a great photographer,
but when you look at me like that
I can't keep my mind on my job.

And with so many photos of Daniel Rumfelt shirtless,
I think I've figured out why I actually prefer the photos of him with a shirt.
It's because when he's topless, he's an impressive physique,
a drool-worthy slab of grade A beef,
the kind of man you could ride like a horse until you're both exhausted.

But put a shirt on him,
and he gets more attention to his handsome face.
Almost any man can build a beautiful body if he works hard enough,
so Daniel's physique is an accomplishment.
But a face like that is a beautiful accident of DNA.

BAIT AND SNITCH

MAN FOR MONDAY

Not only is former Man-of-the-Month Josh Ohl
a studly fitness model for All-American Guys.
He's also one of the best beaters
Gryffindor ever had.

Photo from Guys Next Door
Views as of now: 447,998

MAN OF THE MONTH EUGEN BAUDER

MAN OF THE MONTH

The month is only 10 days old,
and I've already uploaded a new Man of the Month video.
That's pretty good for me.

This time, I chose German male model Eugen Bauder.
Born in Kazakstan, he's lived in Germany since he was 5.
As you can see from these photos, he'd grown up nicely since then.

MARLON TEXIERA

MAN FOR MONDAY

Okay, I'll admit
that I've said mean things about Marlon Texiera before.
I didn't like how scruffy and unkempt he seemed most of the time,
and I never understood why others thought him so hot.

But after seeing this photo over at All Hot Men,
I'm totally on board now.

We photographers sometimes get bored
with our assignments, and I was completely unprepared
for the way Marlon stared into the lens,
paralyzing me with that look
so I couldn't work or move or walk away.

At first, I didn't mind,
but it's been three hours now,
and I really need to go to the bathroom.

Views as of now: 430,324

HAMMER TIME'S OUT

MAN FOR MONDAY

I finally broke down and saw THOR.
The movie was not really a worth tribute to the god-turned-hero,
but Chris Hemsworth can hammer me any time he wants.

"Your Earth customs confuse me.
I see other men wearing clothing above the waist,
but this woman tells me that this is forbidden me."

Views as of now: 428,850

DE-SATURATE MY FACE

MAN FOR MONDAY

It's been too long since I've looked at Chris Austad,
so that's what I'm doing today.

These photos are fairly recent,
and very washed out, colour-wise.
And now he's sporting a very short haircut and beard-ette.

I have to admit that what I liked most about this guy were
his golden skin and silky, yellow hair.
But in these photos, those things are gone.
All that he's left with is those riveting eyes, a gorgeous face,
and that killer body.

Oh, well. I'll try to be happy.

Views as of now: 424,582

HIKING BOOT TO THE HEAD

MAN FOR MONDAY

July in Texas! Nothing would make me
want to go hiking in this heat.

But these photos of Jesse Roberts come close.

Photos stolen from We Love Guys

LIGHTER THAN AIR HEADED

MAN FOR MONDAY

"If you love something, " people say, "set it free."

But perhaps Parker should not have
applied that philosophy to
his favourite helium balloon.

Views as of now: 420,138

OVAL OFFICE BOY

Stuck at work this evening, I turned to hulu to entertain me. Browsing down the list of available shows for one I might be interested in watching, I came across COMMANDER IN CHIEF, that Geena-Davis-as-the-VP-turned-President, WEST WING knock-off that always looked vaguely interesting but that I never got to see.

So I started watching it tonight.

And if I'd known that the president's son was the tasty Matt Lanter, I'd have made arrangements to see it when it was still on the air.

For some reason, they named his character Horace, but as far as
I can see, that's the only thing unattractive about him.

And I really wonder who has photos of him taken when he was
a high school gymnast in Atlanta. Or bat boy for the Braves.

Views as of now: 141,905

MAN AFTER MY OWN HARTFORD

Colin Barnett, a Connecticut boy and aspiring model.

According to his profile at Model Mayhem, he's 6'2", which is just about perfect.

It also says that he's "very experienced," which is interesting.

Whaddya think: does he look better with long hair or short?

Views as of now: 116,954

STAKING MY CLAIMS ADJUSTER

Does anybody else think that this
insurance pitch-character Justin Case is cute?

Kinda like a really young James Spader. All I've been able to find out about the guy is that he's an actor from Chicago who once worked in a professional puppet show. If anyone has a name for him, please let me know.

And as long as I'm asking marginally insurance-related questions, why are there so many ads for car insurance during Star Trek episodes? Are Trekkies prone to car accidents or something?

Views as of now: 111,396

EXPERIMENTS ON THE PILLOW

I've conducted the Ryan Cooper Experiment:

Below is one photograph split down the center. The right side was uploaded using Blogger; the left is displayed from Photobucket. Blogger reduced the size of the photograph by about a third, but I increased the size back to the original.

Now I want to see if there's any reduction in picture quality as well.

Views as of now: 109,646

LOOKS THAT COULD KILL SOME TIME

Today, another - and a long overdue - look at Edilson Nascimento.

Not because his press agent is promoting something new or anything. I'm just putting him here because I love this photograph and because my day is happier when I get to look at him.

Often when I see his photographs, he reminds me of the way Superboy was drawn in the 1970s and 80s, so this seemed like a natural thing to do.

Views as of now: 104,775

DELAYED RE-ACTION FILM

I never see movies the first week they're out because I hate the crowds.

So while everyone else was seeing STAR TREK (and all the other 'blogs were pining over Chris), I finally saw WOLVERINE.

And I have no idea why everyone I talked to panned this movie. I enjoyed it, and not just for the visual stimulation of these two guys.

Views as of now: 101,572

SWING SET AND MATCH

Question #38:
So, where've you been? Why haven't you been posting regularly?

Vacationing. My diet/exercise plan was such
a great success that I had to take this body
out for a test drive.

Yeah, and if you believe that's a photograph of me, then I really should talk to you about this beachfront property near Phoenix that I'm trying to sell.

No ocean. Just miles of beach in all directions.

The fact is that I was just working. Twelve- to fourteen-hour days. Six days in a row. Yeah, I had time to update on Sunday, but I spent that time sleeping instead.

But I'm back now, and things should be more regular for a long while. And to make up for last week, enjoy Eric Bivoino here.

Views as of now: 95,520

ADAM AND EVE OF DESTRUCTION

Question #34:
Don't you think it's sad when someone has a name that others make fun of?

You mean like Adam Phebus here?
Yeah, he's gorgeous, and Bruce Weber took
a beautiful photograph of him. But you just know
that when he was at school the other kids
called him all kinds of mean things.

Photo from QueerTwoCents
Views as of now: 91,763

COMMENTS:
Xersex said...
I think it's a nice name. However I answer YES to your question. But Adam Phebus doesn't seem me a FUNNY name, just a normal name.

That's probably because you're not a mean school boy
who grew up speaking American English,
where calling someone "feeble" or "feeb" is an insult.
But thanks for this and all your other comments.
You're by far my most regular commenter..

TURKISH DELIGHT FULL

Question #22:
What languages can you speak?

English, what German I remember from what my mother tried to teach me, some Spanish, and remnants of high school French.

I do not, however, understand Turkish, or else
I would know more about this guy I found: Gokhan Keser.


The only thing I've found in English about him said simply
"He is a Turkish god." If anyone knows more, I'd like to hear it.

Views as of now: 86,257

LEAN BODY MASS APPEAL

Question #10:
You talk about working out,
but what will you do if you
get the body you want?

Stare at it. A lot.

I've got two weeks to go in this ab challenge, so it's time to get really serious. And I thought Nick here would help me to focus my efforts.

Or depress me into utter activity.

Views as of now: 67, 823