LAWN ORNAMENT

I was just thinking that
I hadn't seen much of
Edilson Nascimento lately,
but then look what I found while
I was working in the yard.

I wonder where I'd lost him.

We talk about how easy these male models have it,
but we don't understand how hard their jobs are.
If you've ever lain shirtless in the grass,
you know how awful it can be.

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BIRTHDAY BOY HOWDY!

April 1st.
Aniversário feliz to Edilson Nascimento.
Since I can't throw this guy a party for his 26th birthday,
I did what I could and dressed up a photograph.

Okay, admittedly "what I could" doesn't amount to much.

Edilson Nascimento's birthday
is not a national holiday in Brazil yet,
though I intend to keep writing those letters.

SEEING DOPPELGANGER

Yes, Edilson Nascimento
is still straight.

But if he were to play for the other team,
he's finally found a guy beautiful enough
to be his other half.

And they have so much in common!

Views as of now: 300,349

PLAYING FOR THE OTHER TEAM MATES

The good news is that Edilson and Kerry
have made some new friends.

The bad news is that none of them is me.

Photo from Guys Next Door
Views as of now: 293,647

WEDDED BLISTERING HEAT

What kind of woman could ever be good enough for Edilson Nascimento?

According to him, this one is. Don't they look great together?

She's Camila Lyra, his wife and mother of his son Henry.

I discovered this clip after an online friend on YouTube sent me another clip of Edilson looking all beautiful and perfect (a clip with one of my favourite songs, by the way.) I enjoyed that clip, but this one of him and Camila just charmed me.

With all the adulation people like Edilson get from total strangers online, it's easy to forget and delightful to be reminded that he's just another guy who travels a lot for his job and wants some place to come home to and a loving family who are happy to see him when he gets home. Congratulações, irmão!

(For a few minutes I was tempted to call this entry "Bride of Fuck-he's-fine" but that seemed really crude. But I couldn't resist mentioning it because I was so pleased with my pun.)

MY HEART BE STILL FRAME

Is is okay that I like this video even though I hate the song?

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LOOKS THAT COULD KILL SOME TIME

Today, another - and a long overdue - look at Edilson Nascimento.

Not because his press agent is promoting something new or anything. I'm just putting him here because I love this photograph and because my day is happier when I get to look at him.

Often when I see his photographs, he reminds me of the way Superboy was drawn in the 1970s and 80s, so this seemed like a natural thing to do.

Views as of now: 104,775

ELASTIC BAND ON THE RUN

Question #21:
So how did you spend Easter?

Shopping for underwear

Views as of now: 82,476
That's more than 8,500 hits since late Friday night!
I don't know what list I'm on, but this is cool.

SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE SLEEPNESS NIGHTS

Here's another swig of Edilson Nascimento, our Man of the Month, this time in photographs by Brazilian photographer Joao Arraes.

It's important that you get your regular dosage of this boy.
After all, I prescribed him for you, and we don't want you going through any withdrawal, now do we?

Muskrat Love in the Afternoon

Edilson Nacscimento, making that cap work
in ways that Daryl Dragon could only dream of.

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Omni Presents

Okay, he's not random. He's the ubiquitous Edilson Nascimento.
He's been on at least 1,753 other Weblogs that I've seen today,
so he might as well be here too.

He was first noticed as a finalist in the 2007 Mr. Brazil contest
(You gotta love a country that has beauty pageants for men!),
where he ultimate came in -- I believe -- fifth. Fifth!?

Here's my question:
does anyone remember who placed 1st through 4th?