HIGH BARTENDER

You think he looks good like this?

Wait 'til you see him right-side-up.

Although this position does have it's uses. ; )

PART OF A GOOD (LOOKING) BREAKFAST

I had some time on my hands this evening,
so I pasted an especially hot photo of Parker Gregory
onto a box of Wheaties.

Appropriate for a actor/model
who spends his spare time on triathlons.


If you're interested, here's the original photo,
part of a series by photograher Giampaolo Sguara
for the June 2012 issue of GQ Spain.

¿Guapísimo, no?

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PENALTY KICK ASS

C'mon, Ref, normally
there's just a penalty kick for this.
Are you sure a strip search is necessary?

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SWIM MEAT

It seemed like Andrei's bodybuilding routine
was a great success, but then he got into the water
and was weighed down by his own awesome studliness.

Photo stolen from Swim Meat

CAP AND TRADING CARDS

Budget cuts to the university were more serious
than official sources had ever admitted. The baseball team
was promised that if the season went well, then next year
they'd get another piece of the uniform
to go with their spiffy caps.

GIVE THEM A HAND LOTION

Though they'd worked hard to get their life guarding jobs,
the boys were eventually fired because they spent
most of their time standing around, talking
to each other about treatments for Speedo chafing.

HARD AND LONGHORN

The mouth protector is nothing.
If you'd arrived a few minutes earlier,
you could have watched him eating
the rest of his helmet.

Photo from Guys Next Door

WRESTLING MATCH.COM

Why do wrestlers touch each other's butts?

Because they can.

Picture lifted from The Lovely Wrestling Team

EXCESSIVE SPEEDO

Dammit, coach!
How the Hell am I supposed to practice?
Every time I get in the water,
my hotness makes it start to boil!

FLICK OF THE WRIST PROTECTOR

What gymnastics meet?!
I thought this was a beauty pageant!

Photo stolen from
Vera's Big Gay Blog

PIG SKIN OF YOUR TEETH

Do you ever secretly suspect that
some guys play sports just because
it allows them handle their balls in public?

Pic of the beautiful Jon Cossu
from Athletic Supporter

Well, maybe that and the public butt slapping.

O, and the showers!
How could I forget the showers?

ATHLETE'S FOOT BALL

Thanks to Muscle Jocks, I now have this photo
showing Simon looking more sportif than I've seen him before.

As cool as it is to have this photo, the last thing I need
is more fodder for my overworked imagination.
I knew the boy surfed, but I've never imagined him as a football player.

And I mean real football.
The kind played with the foot.

I don't know about the fake tattoo, though.

So Simon Nessman is famous
for his curly hair and his pillowy lips.
Less well known but more exciting
are his skills as a ball handler.

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KEEPING TRACK AND FIELD

Okay, I'm about as far from being a sports expert as a man can get,
but even I know there's something wrong with this photo.

I just hope the guy can score a lot of goals when he gets on the court.

No, dude, it makes perfect sense.
The pants and the pads are for playing football,
and the bat is for beating away the other players
who try to grope my ass in the locker room.

Without buying me dinner first, I mean.

Flawed photo from Guy Candi

DON'T BE SO DEFENSIVE END

I've just discovered the existence of Joel Bonomolo,
which I suspect is Italian for "good genes."

First, he has this face...

...on this body.

More proof of the unfairness of genetics.

Though this pic of him in his gear is small, it's the best I could find.
And he looks damned good.

Pictures from The Sports Fag

DIVING BLOCK HEAD

It was the last swim meet of the season, and sure,
Leo should have been planning his strategy for
the next race. But instead he was all distracted,
trying to choose which guy to get with
in the dressing room later.

Pic from Beach and Pool

OUTFIELD OF DREAMS

If you've never had a reason to like Nick Jonas,
the way he looks in these pants should do it.

Nick was torn between opposing desires.
In a minute the game would start, and
he wanted to play because he loved baseball.
But he also wanted to just stand there
because of how hot he looked.

Photo from the constantly
updated Muscle Jocks
Views as of now: 277,150

This was a hard post to write.
All I could think of at first were the usual puns
about pitching and catching.

'had a really hard time thinking about anything else, actually.

LOCKER ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT

No, Coach, I'm not nervous or sick or anything.
It's just that I look so freakin' hot sitting here that
I don't want to move until I get laid a few times.

I'll try to keep any stains off the uniform.

Picture lifted from Muscle Jocks
Views as of now: 276,406

RUGBY UNION SUIT

Everyone else is talking about Ryan Reynolds, and after reading the 7th blog entry this morning I learned that he grew up playing rugby. Now I think he's even hotter.

I'm such a jockaphile.

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YOU'RE IN TESTING

This is just confusing for about 45 seconds.
Then it gets really attractive.

Por que não estudei portugese?

Video found via Tightsuits

OWEN. TASTY SAUSAGE

Sure, Beckham and Ronaldo get the lion's share of the attention, but for years now Michael Owen has been working hard, playing the game and looking good doing it.

And when I saw this photo yesterday, I had to show it to you.

David who?