ATHLETE'S FOOT BALL

Thanks to Muscle Jocks, I now have this photo
showing Simon looking more sportif than I've seen him before.

As cool as it is to have this photo, the last thing I need
is more fodder for my overworked imagination.
I knew the boy surfed, but I've never imagined him as a football player.

And I mean real football.
The kind played with the foot.

I don't know about the fake tattoo, though.

So Simon Nessman is famous
for his curly hair and his pillowy lips.
Less well known but more exciting
are his skills as a ball handler.

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