Monday, May 31, 2010


Okay, take your pick...

1. If you're only a little gay, a little closet will do.

2. I'm good here. YOU can have the lion and the witch.

3. Honey, if you own a gown like that, no closet
in the world is big enough to hide what you are.

4. Her clothing didn't impress me much, but
the woman sure knew what accessories to bring.

Photo of French model Michele Rotters
shamelessly lifted from Tottyland.
'gotta love a country that will call a man "Michele."
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Saturday, May 29, 2010


Bernardo Velasco, photo by Mario Del Nero
I spent a year's savings to hire
Bernardo Velasco to be my poolboy.

Next year I'm spending the money
to get a pool.

Photo by Márcio Del Nero,
lifted from Terra The Boy

Thursday, May 27, 2010


This may annoy die-hard TWILIGHT fans, but if — like me — you watched these movies for the eye candy, then you may appreciate this.

Sunday, May 23, 2010


I'm one of those people who love making lists of things.

And over the years, I've wondered whether I could make a list of the ten most beautiful men I've ever seen. It's hard, of course, because new people keep popping up, and some guys age and lose their places over the years. In fact, I think Jensen Ackles is the only guy I've ever seen who's as beautiful at 30 as he was at 19.

Anyway, my list of the Ten Most Beautiful really only has five or six guys on it, but I'm adding Bernardo Velasco. This guy is another Brazilian male model (What the Hell do they do down there? Grow them in a lab or something?!) that a lot of you may have known about for a while, but he's a new discovery to me.

I don't remember where I first saw his photo
last Friday, but I was immediately struck by
the incredible beauty of this face. Of course,
he's built a great body (here's a video clip if
you want to see), but that face is just a complete
work of art. Damn, but DNA does some good work!

And, just for Kenneth, here's a photo of his back, too.

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Friday, May 21, 2010


Is is okay that I like this video even though I hate the song?

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Thursday, May 20, 2010


People have been criticizing Tom Cruise for not getting
dressed up for the ceremony where JerryBruckheimer
added his hand prints to the concrete outside
of Mann's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.

Maybe on his planet, jeans are formal wear.

Seriously, though, there's a lot of talented guys in this photo, and I'm including Kelly McGinnis in that group. Hell, I'd be impressed if it were just Ben Kingsley and Jon Voight.

And lookswise, I know that many of you go crazy for Jake Gyllenhaal, but I'll take Justin Bartha over him every time. He's still the only reason to ever see

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Wednesday, May 19, 2010


She didn't know my name but she knew
I was Canadian so she just called me Canada.
It sounded like the national anthem
when we were fucking.

Some days, I love Texts from Last Night more than others.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010


And five points to Yahoo! News for showing us
that even a story about the oil spill can be sexy.

Monday, May 17, 2010


Dammit! Dammit!
Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!

Seriously, though, Jens, all the best.

And not before time, too, 'cause you know how in Texas that if a guy hits his thirties and isn't married yet, people start to talk.

Monday, May 10, 2010

RIP Lena Horne

And this morning the world doesn't sound quite as good as it did.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010


Lately, for some reason I don't quite understand, I've been watching episodes of that Hardy Boys TV show from the seventies.

And it made me wonder whatever happened to Sean Cassidy.

As long as cute boys have to get older,
I like it when they can age well.

And if you have any memories of this guy, you might like this: a clip of him singing a duet with his brother. Much shorter brother, it turns out.