PUPPY LOVE HANDLES

I hope Chace Crawford is working harder in the gym lately.
His lovely face deserves a much better body.

And as long as I'm making requests,
I want to see more photos of him
deep-throating a beer bottle.

Seriously though, have you noticed
how many actors get a steady paycheck for one season
and then spend their first hiatus putting on weight?
It's like TV's version of the freshmen 15.

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GRADUATE SCHOOL FOR SCANDAL

Thanks to cwtv.com, I've become reaquainted with the adolescent fantasy soap opera Gossip Girl. It's as vacuous and self-indulgent as ever, but it does have good looking guys.

And Ed Westwick.

DON'T DROP THE SOAP OPERA STAR

So Chace Crawford got arrested for possession of marijuana in Plano last weekend?

Aw, man. I was in Plano last weekend,
but I didn't think to troll the jails.

And I know there's a pun involving
"police" and "chase" here somewhere,
but nothing's coming right now.

GALLEY KITCHEN COUNTER

Question #19:
Can that counter be right? Did I really jump from about 400 hits per day to 4,000?!

Some time ago, I promised to look for some old photos
of Chace Crawford, modeling shots he'd done before
graduating high school. But those were lost when
my external hard drive dove from the table to the floor.
But I did find this one, so here it is as a surprise.

Personally, I prefer young Chace on the left there. He has the same mouth and eyes (and those eyebrows...) but his nose seems different, and his hair makes his face look longer. All in all, I think he looked better before he did whatever.

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Lip Stick It to Him

Intentionally, I don't spend much money. This is both to save money and because I hate shopping. But I think I may need to spend more time looking at the sales circulars that show up in my junk mail.

Normally I throw those store flyers out immediately,
but this morning I looked at one and found this guy.
My brain immediately started coming up with inventive ways
to abuse that mouth of his.

So I scanned him to share with you guys, then I threw it out.
Both my libido and my bank account are temporarily happy with me.

And here he is with his equally large-lipped companion.
It's a bit comforting to know that, however bad the economy gets,
those employed in the manufacture and distribution
of collagen will still have jobs.

Now that I think of it, checking out ads is how I first learned of the existence of then JCPenney model Austin Peck and the ubiquitous (I really need to find another word to over-use!) Chace Crawford. In fact, I still have some ads from years ago, when the Gossip Guy was still a golf-playing high school student and part-time model, back before he had whatever done to his face to change his looks to what is now on every other Weblog.

I wonder if I can find those pictures.

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