I know I've been rather absent lately.
That's because I've been hatching a new scheme:
I dyed my hair and resumed stalking Kenzie Roth.
But he recognized me after a couple of days,
so that court order sent me back to Austin again.
At least I got a vacation out of this.
Kenzie Roth has recently been hired
to pose for the publishers of the new
Heismann Dictionary of English.
Here we see him posing for the photo
we'll see if we look up the word "meh."
Okay, I'll admit
that I've said meanthings about Marlon Texiera before.
I didn't like how scruffy and unkempt he seemed most of the time,
and I never understood why others thought him so hot.
But after seeing this photo over at All Hot Men,
I'm totally on board now.
We photographers sometimes get bored
with our assignments, and I was completely unprepared
for the way Marlon stared into the lens,
paralyzing me with that look
so I couldn't work or move or walk away.
At first, I didn't mind, but it's been three hours now, and I really need to go to the bathroom.
I tried a weird experiment that I've wanted to do for a long time.
I took individual features from different guys
and merged them together into one face.
What do you think of the result?
And do you think you can identify
the original owner of the body parts involved?
One small hint: those eyes were originally brown.
A beautiful chocolate brown.
glen0330 said... Was this your first try at this? You've got some good potential. Hopefully you'll tell us who each piece is soon. Curious.
It's my first time doing this to a face, but I've been manipulating photos for a long time.
Xersex said... Great pic and work: I can't imagine who they're, but the whole face is nice! don't forget to tell us the single guys!!!
I'm glad someone is taking an interest in this. I'm not ready to reveal the individual guys yet. But I will identify the parts you're trying to guess: 1) Okay, one freebie: I took the hair from Alex Pettyfer. 2) The eyes and eyebrows are from one guy. Remember: the eyes were brown before I got to them. 3) The nose, chin, and ears are all from the same guy. 4) The lips are from a third guy.
A little thought about the kinds of guys I like should make two of the three guys easy to discover.
Kenneth Johnson aka Sebastien Penn said... eyes are most definitely Emanuele Fiore venturing on Simon Nessman as the lips,
since you're so obsessed with him nose, ears, chin...no idea..any hint?
Oooo, you're too good at this!
And I feel obliged to point out that being obsessed
with Simon Nessman is not a bad thing
As for a nose-ears-chin hint, try this: I've often described him as
the most beautiful man I've ever seen