That's because I've been hatching a new scheme:
I dyed my hair and resumed stalking Kenzie Roth.
But he recognized me after a couple of days,
so that court order sent me back to Austin again.
At least I got a vacation out of this.
Kenzie Roth has recently been hired
to pose for the publishers of the new
Heismann Dictionary of English.
Here we see him posing for the photo
we'll see if we look up the word "meh."
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