Friday, August 28, 2009

STRETCH MARKS-A-LOT


"I don't get it," his coach kept saying to himself.
"I appreciate the value of stretching a muscle
as much as anyone, but what's that thing
with his tongue supposed to accomplish?"


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Friday, August 21, 2009

STUDENT BODY OF EVIDENCE

I spent half a day yesterday signing up to take one class at a local community college.

While standing in various lines, it seemed like forever, but in truth I was just there about three hours. And during that time the walking eye candy was amazing. I hope that I'm not too distracted by all the pretty boys to pass this class.

And I hope I get over my fear of taking photographs of random strangers. I should let you see some of these guys.

Now, while the weather still invites them into shorts and T-shirts.

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Thursday, August 20, 2009

STRETCH MARKS THE SPOT


NEW! from HORNCO!
If years of steroid abuse have left you
with huge nipples as sagging and lifeless
as a steer in mating season, Hornco now
has nipple clamps that will fit even the
most chemically enhanced bodybuilder.


Picture lifted from Shirtless Perfection
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

LOVE FOR SAIL


"Dammit!" he couldn't help thinking.
"I spend $75 on a haircut so I'll look good
when they take the crew photo before the race,
then all it takes is a little wind and some
ocean spray to make me look even sexier.
I should've saved my money. Dammit!"

This is an ad from some magazine I brought home from Mexico. I know this guy is not my usual type, but I don't know for sure whether that's Carter Oosterhouse. Is it?

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

KRYPTONIGHT OF PASSION


"I brought your favourite green dildo,"
the man in the mask hissed,
"but first gimme a kiss."

This fake isn't mine, but I do think it's good (even if the glove holding the kryptonite is the wrong colour). I'd tell you who made this, but I can't find the original so I don't know whose this is.

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