"Dammit!" he couldn't help thinking.
"I spend $75 on a haircut so I'll look good
when they take the crew photo before the race,
then all it takes is a little wind and some
ocean spray to make me look even sexier.
I should've saved my money. Dammit!"
This is an ad from some magazine I brought home from Mexico. I know this guy is not my usual type, but I don't know for sure whether that's Carter Oosterhouse. Is it?