BORED? GAME?

Yeah, we roofied his energy drink
for fun reasons of our own.

 

After he passes out, we're gonna
use those shorts of his
to play Scrabble.

PERFECT ABS

This selfie, featuring the perfect abs,
was directed by J.J. Abrams.
You can tell by the lens flare.

Yeah, I think these abs are pretty much perfect. Smooth skin, defined muscle, and not so freakishly large as to make me think of a cans on a grocery store shelf.

But this boy needs to get that light out of my eyes.

Views as of now: 627,532

PENALTY KICK ASS

C'mon, Ref, normally
there's just a penalty kick for this.
Are you sure a strip search is necessary?

Views as of now: 594,135

ROCK HARD

Dan and Dave had a great time hiking the mountains.
By the end of the weekend, they'd explored
every single crack they could find.

Photo stolen from
Adonis Complex

SHIRT REMOVAL MAN

Sure, he's too stupid to get undressed
BEFORE getting into the water.
But with those eyes and that body,
I really don't think I care.

Photo stolen from
The Slab

JUNGLE GYM BUNNY

So how many situps would I have to do to look like this guy?

Oh. That many, huh.

Can't I just take drugs until I think I look like him.

Todd never really minded when other people
in the gym kept checking out his crotch
while he was working out.
In fact, sometimes he had a hard time
not staring at it himself.

Photo from The Slab

LOAN SHARK WEEK

Noah owed everyone money, but people still
never said "no" when he asked for another loan.
He had this way of looking at people that just
made them give him any amount he asked for.

He had another look that would make
people take their pants off, too,
but that's another story.

Pic from The Daily Drool

HALL MONITOR LIZARD

Luke ignored the school's dress code every chance he got.
Strangely enough, no one ever complained.

DIS PLAYA

It took some real work,
but we finally taught Monty
not to yell "TA DA!"
whenever he opened his shirt.

Views as of now: 420,694

THIRST QUENCHING YOUR DESIRE

Silly boy!
You know that sex outdoors
always dehydrates you!

STORY TIME OF THE MONTH

Definitely a bottle job here.
And spiked up so it looks like the toasted coconut
on a macaroon.

Poseur!

Well, you SHOULD be embarrassed!
The word you wanted me to help you with is "no."
A fucking two-letter, one-syllable word
that every 2-year-old knows.

But, then, on the other hand, since you've got
your shirt off and don't know the word "no,"
maybe I got some other ideas about what to do today.

Photo lifted from Sambag's Blog.
I don't know what's going on over there,
but I had to go back 12 pages to find one photo of a blond.
Hits as of now: 410,712

ALEXANDER LUDWIG

Need your blond boy fix?

So I present young actor Alexander Ludwig,
who's learned to aim his nose toward the camera and not his face.
It's a shame that those two don't point in the same direction,
but whaddya gonna do?

Still, the boy's built himself a wonderful body, has he not?

Views as of now: 409,236

GONE WITH THE WIND BLOWN

Here's another random blond guy
about whom I know very little.

I don't even remember
where I found these photos.
I wish I did, because
I like to give proper credit
for these things.

Views as of now: 408,787

TRICEP EXTENSION CLASS

And in today's anatomy class, we study the triceps,
the three muscles that make up the backside of the upper arm
and account for two thirds of the upper arm's muscle mass.

Here on this studly blond creature
you can clearly see two of these three muscles.

When he's ready to develop the third one too,
I have some work for him to do.

Photo lifted from Guys Next Door

ROTH OF GOD

I think I may have found my next obsession:
Kenzie Roth, beautiful boy.

Great eyes. Great mouth. Great bone structure.
Even his haircut is adorable.

But I won't get all creepy and online-stalkery.

I learned my lesson
from that last restraining order.

Views as of now: 399,694

CAUGHT MY EYE GLASSES

Every so often, I come across a photo...

Wait. Let me try that again.

Every so often, I find
a photo that just obsesses my imagination
for a few days, one that I can't stop looking at.

This one, stolen from Vera's Big Gay Blog,
is the latest to take over part of my brain.

The guy is a bit too young, but this photo just gets to me.
I don't know if it's the quality of his skin, or that perfect little mouth
or just the bright, shiny colours, but I can't stop looking at it.

ROPE TRICKS OF THE TRADE

Dude, I'm sorry about that! But you can understand
my confusion. This is my first day at this dude ranch,
and they told me I would be riding the stallion in
the barn. So when I saw you, I obviously assumed...

Photo stolen from The Slab

SCARED OF THE DARK IS RISING

So what if Alexander Ludwig starred
in the absolute travesty film version
of one of my favourite books as a kid?

He's turning into a really tasty guy.
Definitely good as a between-meal snack.

No, Mr. Photographer, I don't mind.
But why have you taken 72 photos
of only the one armpit?
The other one looks just like it.

Photo from fmforums

FRONT LAWN BOY

This boy who totally ruined my lawn last year.
Not because he did anything wrong really.
It's mostly because I made him come mow it
at least once a day all summer, and eventually
the grass died because it had had enough.

Photo from Muscle Jocks
Hits as of now: 297,944

WRESTLING MATCH.COM

Why do wrestlers touch each other's butts?

Because they can.

Picture lifted from The Lovely Wrestling Team