JUNGLE GYM BUNNY

So how many situps would I have to do to look like this guy?

Oh. That many, huh.

Can't I just take drugs until I think I look like him.

Todd never really minded when other people
in the gym kept checking out his crotch
while he was working out.
In fact, sometimes he had a hard time
not staring at it himself.

Photo from The Slab