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TUNE FOR TUESDAY

Yeah, I know it's Wednesday,
but I just heard this song and felt I should share it.

And please comment.
Why does no one ever comment on these songs?

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NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH YOUR BACK

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY

Some jackass once wrote to Dear Abby,
saying that a gay couple had moved
into the house across the street and
asking what he could do to
improve his neighbourhood.

She told him, "You could move."

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OH, YES, LET'S...

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

Pentatonix won Season 3 of THE SING OFF last night.
Check them out here if you don't already know how hot they sound.
Or if you just want to hear this song again.

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UP ON THE ROOFIE

MAN FOR MONDAY

When I won a dinner date with Marlon Teixera,
I thought it was going to be enormous fun.
I looked forward to it for weeks, imagining all kinds
of scenarios where he met me and fell hopelessly in love.
Or at least we became great friends and had
all kinds of fun together.

But when the night finally arrived, the poor boy
was so tired that he kept falling asleep.

Which didn't actually stop me from having some fun.

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COUCH POTATO CHIPS

HOW I SPENT A LAZY SUNDAY

Actually, nothing lazy about this Sunday
after Thanksgiving. Today I have to catch up
on some of the work I missed while I was sick
the last couple of weeks.

At least, that's the plan.
If I ever get off of this couch.

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THANKS GIVING ME A HEADACHE

Today I'm celebrating Thanksgiving
the old-fashioned way,
just like the Pilgrims
originally did it in the 1600s.

I'm inviting all my neighbours over
for an enormous feast;
then I'm going to kill them all
and steal their land.

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KENZIE ROTH 6

First, a photo so that other blog listings will have something to look at.

Now, the good stuff...

Over the weekend, I created another of the missing Man of the Month videos,
for Kenzie Roth, Oregon-grown male model and
my Man of the Month for last April.

Here's the video...

And last night, I contacted the beautiful boy himself on Twitter
and told him about the video.
And very quickly, I got a reply.
Here's the exchange.

For spelling, I give him 4 out of 10,
but his manners and graciousness are excellent.
Somebody's momma raised him right!

Tweet

DANIEL RUMFELT 4

MAN FOR MONDAY

Yes, there are many other men in the world,
so no, I don't have to keep putting
my Man of the Month Daniel Rumfelt up here
as the Man for Monday.

But why mess with a good thing?

C'mon, Daniel!
Stop staring into the camera lens like that.
I know I'm a great photographer,
but when you look at me like that
I can't keep my mind on my job.

And with so many photos of Daniel Rumfelt shirtless,
I think I've figured out why I actually prefer the photos of him with a shirt.
It's because when he's topless, he's an impressive physique,
a drool-worthy slab of grade A beef,
the kind of man you could ride like a horse until you're both exhausted.

But put a shirt on him,
and he gets more attention to his handsome face.
Almost any man can build a beautiful body if he works hard enough,
so Daniel's physique is an accomplishment.
But a face like that is a beautiful accident of DNA.

THE ROTH OF GOD

I had some down time at work,
so I spent it working on a photo of Kenzie Roth,
trying to make a beautiful boy more beautiful.

The changes to colour of his eyes, skin, and shirt are obvious.
Everything else I did is more subtle.

How'd I do?

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COMMENTS

Kenneth Johnson aka Sebastien Penn said...
parts of the shirt looks fake, and you got rid of
some of the freckles/soft moles on his face

The shirt only looks fake because I did a crappy job
of colouring it green. I did smooth out all the flaws
in his complexion, but I also shortened his neck a bit,
and raised his eyes and lowered his hairline
because he has a huge forehead.

The biggest adjustment is to his mouth and chin.
In real life, his chin is a bit off-center and
his mouth a bit crooked. I made both more symmetrical.

I made the photos clickable,
so you can get a better look at them both.

Xersex said...
Mike, to tell you the truth, I prefer the original!

O, I agree with you.
I can erase little flaws and imperfections,
but when I'm done these guys look like they're made of plastic.

LEAN, MEAN DEANING MACHINE

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

Dean Geyer
"If You Don't Mean It"

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I went looking for this
because I just watched Dean Geyer on TERRA NOVA.
I like him better with shorter hair, I think,
but he wears too many shirts on that show.

Well, one,
but one is too many.

I also just learned that he's superstitious,
which makes me less interested in him,
but since I doubt we'll ever meet,
I'll just enjoy the view.

BAIT AND SNITCH

MAN FOR MONDAY

Not only is former Man-of-the-Month Josh Ohl
a studly fitness model for All-American Guys.
He's also one of the best beaters
Gryffindor ever had.

Photo from Guys Next Door
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THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOXER BRIEFS

There's a full moon outside,
so here's a pic of Michael Trevino,
the best looking werewolf I've seen in a long time.

For a brief time I was the costume designer
for THE VAMPIRE DIARIES. The producers let me go
and never used any of my designs, but I'm still
rather proud of the work I did while I was there.

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