Wednesday, January 9, 2019

STAREWAY TO HEAVEN

Heterochromia...

Interesting in eyes,
Less so in teeth.

And after converting to Buddhism, he learned that his third eye was brown.

(And no, that title is not a misspelled word. It's a pun.)

Monday, December 24, 2018

MIDNIGHT MASS APPEAL

Our church's Christmas decorations
may be short on costumes, props,
and actual decorations,
but replacing the wooden crucifix
with Pedro Maia was a great idea.

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

NAP TIME OF HIS LIFE

Adam was too busy sleeping to notice,
of course,
but his new throw pillow
didn't have that expression

until after Adam lay down beside him
.

Monday, July 1, 2013

BORED? GAME?


Yeah, we roofied his energy drink
for fun reasons of our own.
 
After he passes out, we're gonna
use those shorts of his
to play Scrabble.

Sunday, June 30, 2013

I GOT MARLON'S NUMBER


Look at Marlon Teixeira,
pretending to be on the phone
so he doesn't have to talk to me.
 
Yeah. Like I want him
for his conversation.

Saturday, June 29, 2013

GRIN AND BARE IT

PLEASE bare it!
Yeah, of course he's smiling.
He's freaking Bernardo Velasco.
What possible reason could he have
for doing anything else?

Friday, June 28, 2013

HIGH BARTENDER


You think he looks good like this?
Wait 'til you see him right-side-up.
Although this position does have it's uses. ; )

Thursday, June 27, 2013

ADAM ANT TEEN


No, Wolverine's old yellow costume
did not look really gay.
 
If it had looked really gay, he would
have been dressed like this.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

ALL GENTLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

"Tout Doucement"
by Bibie



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SHOWER TIME


You know a guy is broke
when he's saving up
to buy a shower curtain.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

YOUNG BRAD PITT

young Brad Pitt

Let me predict your future:
You'll be wildly popular.
You'll have a successful career.
You'll marry a famous woman
of questionable sanity. The two of you
will adopt many children, and in 2013
you'll make a zombie movie about
hordes of children chasing after you
because they want to be adopted.

Monday, June 24, 2013

PERFECT ABS

perfect abs
This selfie, featuring the perfect abs,
was directed by J.J. Abrams.
You can tell by the lens flare.

Yeah, I think these abs are pretty much perfect. Smooth skin, defined muscle, and not so freakishly large as to make me think of a cans on a grocery store shelf.

But this boy needs to get that light out of my eyes.

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