Monday, July 1, 2013

BORED? GAME?


Yeah, we roofied his energy drink
for fun reasons of our own.
 
After he passes out, we're gonna
use those shorts of his
to play Scrabble.

Sunday, June 30, 2013

I GOT MARLON'S NUMBER


Look at Marlon Teixeira,
pretending to be on the phone
so he doesn't have to talk to me.
 
Yeah. Like I want him
for his conversation.

Saturday, June 29, 2013

GRIN AND BARE IT

PLEASE bare it!
Yeah, of course he's smiling.
He's freaking Bernardo Velasco.
What possible reason could he have
for doing anything else?

Friday, June 28, 2013

HIGH BARTENDER


You think he looks good like this?
Wait 'til you see him right-side-up.
Although this position does have it's uses. ; )

Thursday, June 27, 2013

ADAM ANT TEEN


No, Wolverine's old yellow costume
did not look really gay.
 
If it had looked really gay, he would
have been dressed like this.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

ALL GENTLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

"Tout Doucement"
by Bibie



Views as of now: 627,982

SHOWER TIME


You know a guy is broke
when he's saving up
to buy a shower curtain.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

YOUNG BRAD PITT

young Brad Pitt

Let me predict your future:
You'll be wildly popular.
You'll have a successful career.
You'll marry a famous woman
of questionable sanity. The two of you
will adopt many children, and in 2013
you'll make a zombie movie about
hordes of children chasing after you
because they want to be adopted.

Monday, June 24, 2013

PERFECT ABS

perfect abs
This selfie, featuring the perfect abs,
was directed by J.J. Abrams.
You can tell by the lens flare.

Yeah, I think these abs are pretty much perfect. Smooth skin, defined muscle, and not so freakishly large as to make me think of a cans on a grocery store shelf.

But this boy needs to get that light out of my eyes.

Views as of now: 627,532

Friday, March 15, 2013

FRANKIE C WORTHY

sexy male model Frankie Cammaratta remote controlled hairbrush blog Jolly Reprobate
I traveled to the shore
to enjoy the beauty of nature.
But that obnoxious ocean
kept distracting me.

FRANK CAMMARATA

This guy Frank Cammarata (or "Frankie C" as he's sometimes known) is a recent discovery for me, but the boy is adorable. Not my usual type of "pretty boy," but he is certainly sexy, with a strong dose of handsome mixed in.
Views as of now: 620,493

Friday, December 7, 2012

HOME RUNWAY MODEL

If more players looked like Michael here,
strip baseball would be more popular.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

DRINKING GAME OVER

Him: "How many hurricanes did I drink, bro?"

Me: "Clearly not enough, if you're still making
coherent sentences. Let me get you another one."