A SWING AND A MISS CHATELAINE

"I'm starting to like country music.
I really like that KD Lang, but don't y'all think he's a little effeminate?"

- Sarah Helms

Views as of now: 117,872

MATERIAL GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN

In the mid-80s, two girl singers were just starting their careers. One had a great voice, but the other was phenomenal at marketing herself as a product and she eventually won the popularity contest.

But here the talented one shows that she can still belt out a song.

Cyndi Lauper
At Last
3 mins.

There's another version of this without the live audience, but I like to hear how excited her performance gets them.

Views as of now: 117,448

TIGHT END ZONE

After years of selling LSD to liberals who wanted
to hallucinate that they were living in another
world, I finally had enough money to create
my own semi-pro football team. But the guys
all quit when they found out I couldn't afford
to buy them helmets or jerseys.


Okay,
I could afford to buy them.
I just didn't want to.

This photo of Michael Radon is
a modified version of one I saw
at Fantasies of a Virgin.

MAN AFTER MY OWN HARTFORD

Colin Barnett, a Connecticut boy and aspiring model.

According to his profile at Model Mayhem, he's 6'2", which is just about perfect.

It also says that he's "very experienced," which is interesting.

Whaddya think: does he look better with long hair or short?

Views as of now: 116,954

SELF CONTROL-ALT-DELETE

Real fun today setting up my new laptop.

My computer died. I'll be back later.

This is really odd, but even though it's just a dead computer and most of my stuff was backed up, it still gets me in the gut like a friend died or something. Weird.

HONOURABLE MINCHIN

Tim Minchin
If You Really Loved Me
5 mins 30
I guess I have to say this, but NSFW.

Views as of now: 113,732

GENE POOL BOY

According to a recently re-run episode of SUPERNATURAL (that I never saw the first time, of course), this guy - Matt Cohen, 23-year-old actor from California - is the biological father of both Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki.

I wouldn't credit the casting director with a lot of training
in genetics, but they must have had some art education
to have been able to create such an enticing juxtaposition.

Views as of now: 113,377

FRONT BRIDGE WORK

The guy who lived next door to Leo was
proud of his wrestling medals, but no
matter how Leo tried to convince him
that he could make some real money
with his skills, the guy refused to do
gay porn.

Photo from Boys will be Boys