Monday, February 28, 2011

COUGAR TOWN MEETING

Jared Padalecki shirtless
I'm writing my own dictionary.

This is the picture you'll see if you look up
"lucky bitch."

Sunday, February 27, 2011

WRESTLING MATCH.COM


Why do wrestlers touch each other's butts?

Because they can.


Picture lifted from The Lovely Wrestling Team

Saturday, February 26, 2011

EXCESSIVE SPEEDO


Dammit, coach!
How the Hell am I supposed to practice?
Every time I get in the water,
my hotness makes it start to boil!

Friday, February 25, 2011

PUPPY LOVE HANDLES

I hope Chace Crawford is working harder in the gym lately.
His lovely face deserves a much better body.

Chace Crawford shirtless
Chace Crawford

And as long as I'm making requests,
I want to see more photos of him
deep-throating a beer bottle.

Seriously though, have you noticed
how many actors get a steady paycheck for one season
and then spend their first hiatus putting on weight?
It's like TV's version of the freshmen 15.

Views as of now: 296,269

Sunday, February 20, 2011

CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD SHORTS

lean shirtless guy at the pool
Phillip was very proud of what he'd found,
but the rest of us agreed never to send
him to buy the doughnuts again.


Photo purloined from
Flipflops and Boardies

Saturday, February 19, 2011

20/20 VISION OF LOVELINESS

This photo of Arthur Sales in glasses
just does me in.

Arthur Sales in glasses
Arthur Sales, mild-mannered Brazilian male model.
But when danger calls, he rips his glasses off
and become Super Brazilian male model.

And when his agent calls, he rips his shirt off
and become Super Hot Brazilian male model.

And when I call, he lets it go to voice mail.

Friday, February 18, 2011

AB FAB

Darren Criss charmed the Hell out of me
the first time he appeared on GLEE,
but I guessed then that he'd probably be hairy
under that prep school coat.

And I was right.

But I had no idea that his body was so lean and fit, too.
Now, thanks to photos in Out Magazine,
we can see it for ourselves.

Criss showing us his lean torso
Darren works hard on GLEE,
but it's not the acting, singing, and
dancing
that require the most effort.

It's resisting the urge to show
Chord Overstreet how shirtless is done.

SUBWAY TOKEN RESISTANCE

Michael Montesanto shirtless in the subway
My whole life, I've heard how filthy the NYC subways are,
but in this photo I don't actually see anything bad.

Not bad at all.

Photo from Guys Next Door
Hits as of now: 294,373

Thursday, February 17, 2011

SPRINKLER SYSTEMS ANALYST

I've decided that
instead of envying photographers like Greg Vaughan
(who directed this commercial),
I kinda pity them.

Sometimes I get frustrated looking at
all these guys I want but can't have.
But the photographers look at them a lot more often
and a lot more closely,
but probably still can't have them.


Views as of now: 294196

Just don't think about their testing of this stuff
on the eyeballs of live animals.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

THREE OF A KINDA HOT

'hate these girls.

Tyler Shields is cool, though.



Found via Kenneth in the (212)
Views as of now: 294,014

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

PLAYING FOR THE OTHER TEAM MATES

Edilson Nascimento and Kerry Degman shirtless
The good news is that Edilson and Kerry
have made some new friends.

The bad news is that none of them is me.

Photo from Guys Next Door
Views as of now: 293,647

Sunday, February 13, 2011

STRIP SEARCH AND FIND

Anton Lock nearly naked
Having heard how thorough airport security's
searches could be, Anton showed up for his
flight dressed for the worse.

And seven people started a bidding war
to get the seat beside him.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

PARADISE STATE OF CONFUSION

another pic of a shirtless Francisco Lachowski
Francisco understands the effect he has
on the rest of us because, to tell the truth,
every time he sees himself in the mirror,
he gets all distracted and finds it hard
to concentrate for a minute or so.

Hits as of now: 292,535
Photo from
Fuck Me Francisco

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

YARD WORK TO DO


Dude, we're cool with you taking our picture,
but could you put the camera away now?
We had things we were gonna do, and we
really don't want anyone taking pictures of it.

Hits as of now: 292,261
Picture stolen from

Vera's Big Gay Blog

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

SLEEVE LESS IS MORE

hot guy with a burning look in his eyes
Arturo would always show up for our dates
wearing the rattiest shirts I've ever seen.

Maybe it's my own fault, since I'd usually
just rip them off of him anyway.

Photo lifted from GuyCandi

Monday, February 7, 2011

MARVEL US

I realize that this is ueber-nerdy,
but it bothers me when the same actor
plays two different comic books superheroes.

Especially when both heroes are in the Marvel Universe.
What happens if these two characters have to work together?

Maybe this guy should be forgiven.

But enough comic book raving. Here are some photos...

Chris Evans suited up to be Captain America
Chris Evans as a very hot Johnny Storm


Hits as of now: 292,004

Friday, February 4, 2011

THAT'S JUST NOT TRUE COLORS

Okay.
I'm rather embarrassed how much time I spent on this.


Views as of now: 291,521

Thursday, February 3, 2011

BAD HABIT FORMING

sexy Aaron Johnson in all white, smoking in bed
Aaron! What the Hell are you doing?
You should know that smoking in bed
is the third most dangerous thing you do!

Now move over, and I'll show you
what numbers 1 and 2 are.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

PUPPY DOG EYES

So Chad White has decided to let his hair grow out.

I approve,
not that he asked my opinion, of course.

shirtless Chad White photographed by Gregory Vaughan
Dude, don't pout!
I'll give you your shirt back as soon
as I've taken enough pictures.