instead of envying photographers like Greg Vaughan
(who directed this commercial),
I kinda pity them.
Sometimes I get frustrated looking at
all these guys I want but can't have.
But the photographers look at them a lot more often
and a lot more closely,
but probably still can't have them.
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Just don't think about their testing of this stuff
on the eyeballs of live animals.