I GOT MARLON'S NUMBER

Look at Marlon Teixeira,
pretending to be on the phone
so he doesn't have to talk to me.

 

Yeah. Like I want him
for his conversation.

GRIN AND BARE IT

PLEASE bare it!

Yeah, of course he's smiling.

He's freaking Bernardo Velasco.

What possible reason could he have
for doing anything else?

LAWN ORNAMENT

I was just thinking that
I hadn't seen much of
Edilson Nascimento lately,
but then look what I found while
I was working in the yard.

I wonder where I'd lost him.

We talk about how easy these male models have it,
but we don't understand how hard their jobs are.
If you've ever lain shirtless in the grass,
you know how awful it can be.

Views as of now: 598,054

PART OF A GOOD (LOOKING) BREAKFAST

I had some time on my hands this evening,
so I pasted an especially hot photo of Parker Gregory
onto a box of Wheaties.

Appropriate for a actor/model
who spends his spare time on triathlons.


If you're interested, here's the original photo,
part of a series by photograher Giampaolo Sguara
for the June 2012 issue of GQ Spain.

¿Guapísimo, no?

Views as of now: 594,734

PRE-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT

While a lot of people complain about them,
Chad was actually very happy to know that
TSA was so thorough about security on his flight.

But he did wonder why no one else in the line
had to strip down like this.

Photo stolen from
The Daily Drool

WET AND WILD

MAN FOR MONDAY

Simon Nessman, Bruce Weber, and warm water.
Who could ask for anything more?

And Simon's mouth has never looked better
than it does in this photo.


Now that you've seen the photo, watch the video
for Giorgio Armani Acqua de Gio Essenza:

Bruce Weber: Wet and Wild on Nowness.com.

Views as of now: 593,109

NEPTUNE IN TOMORROW

And now I think I understand where
ancient men first got the idea of
believing in a God of the Sea

Photo stolen from
Musclejocks

PARKER GREGORY

Know what's cooler than tweeting at Parker Gregory?

When he actually replies.
Very cool that he would actually take the time.

HOT CHOCOLATE EYES

I can't believe I was so slow
to come to appreciate Marlon Texeira.

Normally I catch on a lot faster,
but at first when I looked at this guy
I just saw the scruff.

But now I'm a little bit in love
with his chocolate brown eyes
and fleshy lower lip.

BIRTHDAY BOY HOWDY!

April 1st.
Aniversário feliz to Edilson Nascimento.
Since I can't throw this guy a party for his 26th birthday,
I did what I could and dressed up a photograph.

Okay, admittedly "what I could" doesn't amount to much.

Edilson Nascimento's birthday
is not a national holiday in Brazil yet,
though I intend to keep writing those letters.

UP ON THE ROOFIE

MAN FOR MONDAY

When I won a dinner date with Marlon Teixera,
I thought it was going to be enormous fun.
I looked forward to it for weeks, imagining all kinds
of scenarios where he met me and fell hopelessly in love.
Or at least we became great friends and had
all kinds of fun together.

But when the night finally arrived, the poor boy
was so tired that he kept falling asleep.

Which didn't actually stop me from having some fun.

Views as of now: 452,670

THE ROTH OF GOD

I had some down time at work,
so I spent it working on a photo of Kenzie Roth,
trying to make a beautiful boy more beautiful.

The changes to colour of his eyes, skin, and shirt are obvious.
Everything else I did is more subtle.

How'd I do?

Views as of now: 448,411

COMMENTS

Kenneth Johnson aka Sebastien Penn said...
parts of the shirt looks fake, and you got rid of
some of the freckles/soft moles on his face

The shirt only looks fake because I did a crappy job
of colouring it green. I did smooth out all the flaws
in his complexion, but I also shortened his neck a bit,
and raised his eyes and lowered his hairline
because he has a huge forehead.

The biggest adjustment is to his mouth and chin.
In real life, his chin is a bit off-center and
his mouth a bit crooked. I made both more symmetrical.

I made the photos clickable,
so you can get a better look at them both.

Xersex said...
Mike, to tell you the truth, I prefer the original!

O, I agree with you.
I can erase little flaws and imperfections,
but when I'm done these guys look like they're made of plastic.

HE'S FETCHING

Yes, I realize that it's a bit of a humiliation
to put a dog collar on a man.
But it gives me a safe place to attach the leash.

Views as of now: 449,742
Sexy photo from Muscle Jocks

Man, this picture...!
Bernardo Velasco without a shirt
but with a leather belt as a collar.
Is this a real photo, or am I dreaming on my desk again?

(I hope I'm not dreaming, 'cause I tend to drool on my laptop.)

TRICK OR TREAT FOR THE EYES

PEARLY WHITES

HOW I SPENT A LAZY SUNDAY

Daydreaming that I get to wake up
to this smile every morning.

Views as of now: 447,095

RENATO FERREIRA 4

Too cool.
Check this out.

Yep! I contacted Renato Ferreira on Twitter and told him about my video, and he was cool enough to leave a comment on it.

Views as of now: 443,839

YES, I WANT FRIES WITH THAT

I ran into Simon Nessman at a fast food place.
I couldn't talk to him though. One look at that mouth
wrapped around a straw and I passed right out.

Views as of now: 443,377

MAN OF THE MONTH EUGEN BAUDER

MAN OF THE MONTH

The month is only 10 days old,
and I've already uploaded a new Man of the Month video.
That's pretty good for me.

This time, I chose German male model Eugen Bauder.
Born in Kazakstan, he's lived in Germany since he was 5.
As you can see from these photos, he'd grown up nicely since then.

SETH KUHLMANN

MAN FOR MONDAY

We know that I've been rather irresponsible (i.e. fucking lazy)
about making regular Man of the Month video clips.
Over the past three years, I've been late more months
than Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan combined.

But now that I have a system that lets me
crank out one of those clips in about three days,
I'm getting all Winston Smith and going back
to fill in the months that I missed.

Here's the first of them,
studly Louisiana boy Seth Kuhlmann.
Please enjoy. And don't drool on your keyboard.

Hits as of now: 438,326

RENATO FERREIRA 3

MAN OF THE MONTH

I was considering making a statue of this guy,
but the stone I would have to use isn't hard enough
to do his abs justice. Enjoy.

Meaningless bonus points
to the first to identify the singer.

Views as of now: 437,468

COMMENTS

Xersex said...
Mike, thank you to begin again with your MOTM!
You couldn't make a better choice!

Thanks again for all your comments.
And you were really the one who made me aware
of Renato Ferriera in the first place,
so you made this choice possible.

Anonymous smacr said...
I think that's Eartha Kitt.
Great singer, terrific as Catwoman.

Well done. Meaningless points to you.
Eartha Kitt is a unique singer.
Not a traditional kind of voice,
but she has an amazing way
to make every song her own.