TRICK OR TREAT FOR THE EYES

COP ON THE BEAT 'EM OFF WITH A STICK

Talk about embarrassing!

I show up at a costume party and finally get to meet Bernardo Velasco, only to discover we're wearing the same costume.

But then we bonded and spent the rest
of the night frisking the other guests.

Some minded a lot less than others.

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ROCKY HORROR PICTURE BOOK

So I finally saw the Glee Rocky Horror Show. It opened with lips singing the prologue just like the movie, which made me hopeful. But then the singer mispronounced the second word out of her mouth, which did not bode well.

By the way, if — as I suspect — this mouth belongs to Dianna Agron, then these lips know what Alex Pettyfer tastes like. Lucky bitch.

But of course my main reason for watching was Chord Overstreet. So far, this season of Glee has had 4 episodes, and he's appeared with his shirt off in 3 of them.

And he wasn't in that 4th episode at all. I guess they were going chordless that week.

Here's Chord in all his blond deliciousness. And shirted for a change. But to tell the truth, I've always found those baseball undershirts really sexy.

Here. Let me do that for you.

And here we see Chord shirtless again, as God intended.

This time he's wearing the little gold shorts that so many people talked about before the show aired. By the end, he was wearing a shirt and a pair of those ridiculous board shirts, but this was his first costume for Rocky, almost as short as the ones Peter Hinwood wore in the original.

The best moment for me, though, was the cameo appearance of Barry Bostwick and Marvin Aday, whom the world knows as Meatloaf. It was really great to see them — a real tribute to the original movie (too bad Richard O'Brien wasn't involved somehow), but also a little odd because Glee airs on Tuesday, and at my house we only have meatloaf on Thursdays.

But where the Hell is Puck? I was kinda hoping to see him as Eddie.

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EYE CANDY LEFTOVER FROM HALLOWEEN

Okay, here are four things I don't like about this photograph.

1. Stunning Sexy Guys found this first.
2. A guy with a body like his should not resort to fake, plastic musculature. He should be wearing something black and skin-tight.
3. A guy earning his kind of paycheck should have better shoes.
4. I never been invited to a Halloween party where anyone looked half this good.

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COSTUME SHOP OF HORRORS

I thought about saving this for a revived Fun for Friday, but then I figured that someone would just beat me to it. Enjoy.

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