Keep Her Away from the Christmas Candles!

Somehow, this pretty much sums up how I feel about the holiday season right now:

Maybe I'm just bitter toward Christmas.
Every year, I ask for Jake Campione
and every year I'm disappointed.

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Drop the Soap! For the Love of God, Drop the Soap!

So which do you prefer, bath or shower?

For those of you taking names, they are three unknown guys (to me, at least. Presumably they know their own names) followed by Joseph Sayers, Jake "No Chin Should Be This Perfect" Campione, and Edilson Nascimento.