JERSEY BOY

So, who else saw this yesterday?

I don't like it.
I don't like what they've done to the costume,
and I don't like what they've done to Henry.

Those are some impressive thighs, though.

UP, UP AND A WAY HOT

So this morning I read that Henry Cavill
is going to be the next Superman.

Why am I reading about this from a news source?
I thought you guys were supposed to tell me these things!

It's very expensive being Henry Cavill
because being this hot plays Hell
with air conditioning bills.

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KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR ALL

I DREAM OF A DAY WHEN THE NATIONS OF
THE WORLD WILL COMPETE BY WEARING
LITTLE SHORTS AND KICKING A WHITE BALL.
THIS DAMNED ARMOUR IS HEAVY, COLD
AND HIDES HOW GORGEOUS I AM!