Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Latin Rhythm Method

Young & Rollins
Midnight Rendevous, Salsa Flamenca, Twilight
(Note: these songs are best listened to on a hardwood floor with your dance partner near at hand.)

I know my really inaccurate and unscientific poll of a few weeks back said that you guys mostly just wanted pictures of other guys in various states of undress. But my favourite posting each week is the Tune for Tuesday.

And somehow this music just fits my mood today. I feel like dancing. (Oooo! Momentary Leo Sayer flashback! There, it's gone now.)

On the other hand, it embarrasses me that I've not been taking my guitar lessons more seriously. I know it's really cliche to get an instrument and not practice, but it hurts my fingers SO MUCH!
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Saturday, September 27, 2008

Farewell, Blue Eyes

Paul Newman
1925 - 2008

Neptune in Tomorrow

I haven't done this in a while . . .

If I gave these things titles,
I'd be tempted to call it "Homesick."

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Friday, September 26, 2008

Do Not Intermittent

Life is busy this week, so this Fun for Friday will be uploaded in piecemeal fashion, as I find something.

and you must encounter guys like this.

I hate myself just a little. I liked the dinosaur story though.

And now


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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Beauty Mark of Excellence

Tomorrow Forever Strong opens around the country, so people who know nothing about rugby can see how sexy it is. And also how violent: I know rugby players who look disparagingly at American football players for wearing a helmet and all those wimpy pads.

Of course, if making rugby look sexy was their goal, casting Sean Faris was a good call.

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Diving Platform Shoes

It's nice to see this guy again, even if it is in still photo form.

I loved his reaction when he realized
he'd won. That's why I put him at
the climax of this clip.
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Monday, September 22, 2008

Home Wrecker Service

C'mon, guys!

I count on you people to keep me informed, so how did this get to over 30 episodes and I'm just now hearing about it?

Air Bud Wiser

Kevin Zegers. I can't believe I haven't thrown this guy
up here before. He used to be a minor obsession of mine.

In fact, a few years ago, I started a porn story for the Nifty Archive that involved him and five other guys, including a newbie fashion model from Dallas named Chase Crawford, years before anyone knew his name. I started the story, but I never sent it to Nifty for publication.

I wonder whether I could find that story now...
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Sunday, September 21, 2008

Boxer Short Subject

Defying gravity.

Actually I did some work on a friend's film today, which had me out in the sun for about nine hours. My legs didn't seem to bronze any (which I was hoping for) but my face is burned just enough that it'll look great tomorrow and my hair is a lot more blond that it was this morning.

And before any nagging starts, I'm allergic to sunblock so cut me some slack.

And today I ran a spyblocker check on my beloved laptop. It found and erased 82 different spyware files, and the improvement in speed is great. I must do this more often.
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Saturday, September 20, 2008

Common Sense of Humor

I found this new pic of Michael Bellantuono
at guycandi. Those people do good work.

Flesh Addicted is playing Caption This Pic again. Not many captions yet, but the picture is adorable.

On Wednesday, superunderwearperverts gave me both a photo of a dark-haired Chace Crawford I haven't seen AND a picture of my two favourite Finns, Lauri Kalima and Markus Poyhonen. I hope these guys travel the world and sleep with lots of women. Keeping their DNA in Finland is nothing but selfish.

And on Friday, Tales of the Sissy told a heartwarming story about saying goodbye to his neighbors and on Tuesday he showed us some great photos like this.

Moe's Tavern (Home of the Flaming Moe) provided me with this week's desktop art.

She may not know how to hyphenate, but this single line explains why I like Vera's Big Gay Blog: "18 year old Lucas plays Hannah's love interest in the upcoming, Hannah Montana: The Movie, but he's been in good movies too."

And Bill at Tottyland labeled this picture as a photograph of "Paul Walker and his acting coach." This guy is my kind of funny.

It was cool to have time to play online again.
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Friday, September 19, 2008

Thanks to Tottyland,
I now know of the existence of Glenn Ball.

Invasion of Privacy Policy

Well, it happened again! Somebody posted my picture on their Weblog! Where do they keep finding them?

Luck Draggin' Your Ass

Oh, say, can you CSI?

50 secs. - SFW

1 min. 20 - SFW

And now
30 secs. - SFW

2 mins. SFW

2 mins. 30 - SFW

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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Another Shade of Blue

The same song from Tuesday, but I replaced the video.

If many of these photographs look familiar, that's because they're lifted from the 'blogs I frequent. If I stole one from you, please forgive me.
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Gym Bunny Hop

More pictures of Aaron have been turning up online.
I still wanna know more about this guy.
Anybody know anything?

Cute guy, but he shouldn't smile like this.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Street Justice Department

My friend Wes has some strong opinions:

"If an adult ever touches a teenager or a child sexually,
then I think we should tattoo 'Child Molester'
on his forehead and drop him off at night,
naked, in the worst neighbourhood
of the most violent city in the country.
If he survives 'til morning, we get to shoot him."

I'm trying to get him on decaf.
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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Song Sung Blue Eyes Cryin' in the Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head

Lauren Geber
Busy Being Blue
3 mins 30 - SFW

This isn't actually the song I went looking for. KD Lang has a song with this title on an album, but evidentally no one's uploaded it to YouTube yet.
Hits as of now: 17357

Monday, September 15, 2008

Gel A Door

This morning, I found myself wanting something French,
but I eschewed quiche and frogs' legs. Instead here is tasty
French actor Gaspard Ulliel, whom I know about mostly
because of A Cause des Garcons (which I believe means
"Because of Boys," but my French is decidely second-rate.)
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Sunday, September 14, 2008

Gold Medal Men

This is Part 16 of Some Favourite Guys, with photos and clips from the Olympics. It's not as good as some of the others, but at least the song is great.

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Saturday, September 13, 2008

NEXT UP: White House Whoopee Cushions?

Hmmmm... Let's call this "Satire for Saturday."

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Dirty Postcards from the Edge

Yesterday morning, Carrie Fisher was being
interviewed by Diane Rehms when the subject
of her parents and Elizabeth Taylor came up.

Diane Rehms: "And then Mike Todd died."
Carrie Fisher: "And my father consoled Elizabeth Taylor
with his penis."

If I ever knew this woman was so funny, I'd forgotten about it.

I'm going to check to see whether her one-woman show Wishful Drinking is coming anywhere near me as it tours. I'd love to see it.
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Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Solar Flair for Fashion

Sleeping Sun
4 mins 10 - SFW

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Monday, September 8, 2008

Sweat Glance

Chad White. Sometimes he appeals to me;
sometimes he doesn't.
But in this photo, he's as sexy as Hell.

Sexier, probably. I never thought Hell was supposed to be particulary sexy, with all that heat and brimstone and the souls of dead businessmen everywhere.
Hits as of now: 16155

Friday, September 5, 2008

Only Gay in the Village Idiot

But first

9 mins. 20 - SFW

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Thursday, September 4, 2008

Practice Makes Perfectly Hot

Take Two-a-Days and
nudge me in the morning.

Sarah, Pale 'n' Tall

Okay, so Sarah Palin placed high in a beauty contest. Big deal!

So she gave her children stupid names like Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig. Big deal!

So she's got an unmarried 17-year-old daughter who's knocked up by a fuck-worthy redneck. Big deal!

People are always after candidates to talk about the issues. I say if we as voters refuse to be distracted by superficialities and stick to the issues, it will force the candidates to do the same.

So here are some issues:
  1. As mayor of Wasilla, she asked the local librarian how she could get some books banned and threatened to fire the librarian for not "supporting the mayor." There's no reliable list of the titles she wanted gone, but this seems like misuse of political authority.
  2. Thought Palin's lawyer asked them to stop, the Alaska Legislature is still investigating another alleged misuse of power issue: the firing of a Public Safety Commissioner who claims the reason was his refusal to fire her ex-brother-in-law who was in a custody fight with her sister. The investigations results are due in October.
  3. She declares herself to be "as pro-life as any candidate can be." She supports mandatory parental consent and the abstinence-only education that has been such a rousing failure for the past seven years.
  4. She's opposed to same-sex marriage and supports a constitutional amendment to deny state health benefits to same-sex couples.
  5. She wants creationism and evolution to be taught together in public schools, talking about them as if both were equal in scientific terms.
  6. She's in favour of capital punishment and agrees with the NRA's interpretation of the Second Amendment: emphasize "right to bear arms," downplay the beginning part about "a well-regulated militia."

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Onion Skin Diving

I didn't know The Onion had a sports section. The story below is funny, but this one is the best!

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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Vocabule Airy

luposlipaphobia - the fear of being pursued
by timber wolves
around a kitchen table whilst
wearing socks
on a newly waxed floor. - Gary Larson

Does anyone else remember sniglets, those words that don't exist but should? Comedian Rich Hall milked them for all they were worth in the 80s, but a lot of his made-up words actually were useful terms for things that need names.

ACCORDIONATED (ah kor' de on ay tid) - adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.

AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) - adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

AQUALIBRIUM (ak wa lib' re um) - n. The point where the stream of drinking fountain water is at its perfect height, thus relieving the drinker from (a) having to suck the nozzle, or (b) squirting himself in the eye (or ear).

BURGACIDE (burg' uh side) - n. When a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals.

BUZZACKS (buz' aks) - n. People in phone marts who walk around picking up display phones and listening for dial tones even when they know the phones are not connected.

CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) - n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

DIMP (dimp) - n. A person who insults you in a cheap department store by asking, "Do you work here?"

DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') - v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will `remove' all the germs.

ELBONICS (el bon' iks) - n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater. (or on an airplane!)

ELECELLERATION (el a cel er ay' shun) - n. The mistaken notion that the more you press an elevator button the faster it will arrive.

FRUST (frust) - n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) - n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the `illegal' side.

NEONPHANCY (ne on' fan see) - n. A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life.

PEPPIER (pehp ee ay') - n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.

PETROPHOBIC (pet ro fob' ik) - adj. One who is embarrassed to undress in front of a household pet.

PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. - The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

PUPKUS (pup' kus) - n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun)- n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Don't Wear That! It's So Ho!

Walking in Soho
3 mins 15

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Monday, September 1, 2008

Oblique Reference Work

Those things bulging overhead there are the external obliques,
muscles that run roughly from the sides beneath the bottom rib
diagonally down to the groin. When they're as developed as this
they be become a structure that is called Apollo's Belt
the Belt of Adonis.

I've long been an admirer of this particular structure,
but I never expected to find these particular muscles on myself.

But I have at least the start of them. After a week or so of spending more time on regularly working out my midsection, I thought I could feel muscle firming up under the fat. Then I could feel these obliques bulging out a bit, and that discovery encouraged me to work harder and more often.

Then today was the first of the month, so I decided to take my measurements. The last time I did this in any organized way was June 1st, so that was my basis of comparison.

The news is all good. My weight is down just six pounds, but my bodyfat percentage is down more than 8%. (The discrepancy is to be expected: muscle is more dense than fat and weighs more while taking up less space.) I've lost a bit over two inches from my waist and added almost an inch to my chest/lats.

My upper arms are still too small to fit my overall build, so that will have to be part of the next goal: keep up the core exercises, add more cardio to burn fat (the muscles there, but I want it visible), and increase my upper body weight lifting.

All in all, I'd do me.
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Ohl and Water

A new month deserves a new Man of the Month.

Here's my tribuclip for my Mr. September, Josh Ohl of All-American Guys. Enjoy.

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