WEIGHT LOSS PLAN OF ACTION

It's doesn't matter how recently I've eaten
or how much I consumed.
As soon as I see a photo of Kerry Degman,
I'm hungry all over again.

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CASH AND KERRY DEGMAN

What's He Thinking #1

After his latest photo shoot,
photos of Kerry Degman are everywhere.
Far from complaining, my reaction is more like
"What the Hell took so long?!"

So what do you think the Iowa Hotness is thinking here?

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PLAYING FOR THE OTHER TEAM MATES

The good news is that Edilson and Kerry
have made some new friends.

The bad news is that none of them is me.

Photo from Guys Next Door
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ARM REST OF THE STORY

Gentlemen
and very few Ladies,
I present,
for your entertainment pleasure,
Kerry Degman
and his wonderfully round ass.

Admit it:
You've never wanted to be a sofa
so much in your entire life.

STARING CONTEST OF WILLS

Now that Kerry has mastered look that can
make people do anything, he's ready to start
working on Blue Steel.

SWEAT SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK

BEING THE FASTEST HUMAN ALIVE WAS
COOL, BUT THE QUICK CHANGES DID
MAKE IT EASY TO GET TANGLED UP
IN YOUR CLOTHES.

AGE OF CONSENTING ADULTS

Somewhere tonight, Kerry Degman is celebrating
turning 21. So he's legal now. And he's cool
enough that he doesn't mind that thousands
of guys spend so much time imagining
doing illegal things to him.

As long as they don't actually try to do them.

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KID FLASH DANCE

Question #16:
How do you paint
superhero costumes
onto photographs?

Quite well, actually.

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COMMENTS
Xersex said...
Nice picture. I wish you a very very good Easter of Resurrection.
I make sure you that I'll pray for your soul :)))
Saint and Gay Hugs!!! Blessed by Holy Lord!!!

Thanks for complimenting the picture,
but I don't think it's quite done yet.
As for Easter, it's just another day to me.
I'm not very superstitious.

Anonymous said...
Thanks for this! It's Kerry Degman, for the record.

Of course, I know it's Degman.
He was Man of the Month for last December.

Odd thing about him,
I wouldn't say he's beautiful or pretty or even handsome,
but he may the sexiest human being I've ever seen
and I'm hard-pressed to explain the difference.

Wunsch ich mir so sehr...

Another MAN OF THE MONTH for you...

I can't believe I forgot to do this on Monday.

(That title, by the way, is hilarious if you learned Christmas songs in German as a kid. Trust me on this.)

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