PART OF A GOOD (LOOKING) BREAKFAST

I had some time on my hands this evening,
so I pasted an especially hot photo of Parker Gregory
onto a box of Wheaties.

Appropriate for a actor/model
who spends his spare time on triathlons.


If you're interested, here's the original photo,
part of a series by photograher Giampaolo Sguara
for the June 2012 issue of GQ Spain.

¿Guapísimo, no?

Views as of now: 594,734

A RACK , NO PHOBIA

Andrew Garfield has beautiful eyes,
but he looks so damned willowy
in the Spiderman costume.

Why does Hollywood never consult me
when casting these movies?

This guy might look good as Spiderman,
but actually doing the superhero's job
was made difficult by
his fear of heights and spiders.

DANIEL RUMFELT 3

Contrary to what you may have thought,
our Man of the Month Daniel Rumfelt
sometimes does wear a shirt.

(dammit!)

MAN MOUNTAIN BIKE

Dude, for the last freakin' time:
You can't put Daniel in the bike rack just
because you want to ride him to work!

Views as of now: 450,368
Photo from Pearl E Gates

DANIEL RUMFELT

MAN OF THE MONTH

How's this? The month is 1 minute old
and I already have my new Man of the Month video up.

This time, it's the incredibly studly Daniel Rumfelt.
I could continue to describe his well-upholstered body
and gold boy colouring, but why don't you just watch this?
It'll be more fun that way.

My favourite photo of Daniel Rumfelt lifted from The Slab

SETH KUHLMANN

MAN FOR MONDAY

We know that I've been rather irresponsible (i.e. fucking lazy)
about making regular Man of the Month video clips.
Over the past three years, I've been late more months
than Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan combined.

But now that I have a system that lets me
crank out one of those clips in about three days,
I'm getting all Winston Smith and going back
to fill in the months that I missed.

Here's the first of them,
studly Louisiana boy Seth Kuhlmann.
Please enjoy. And don't drool on your keyboard.

Hits as of now: 438,326

SETH KUHLMAN

Secrets of the Fitness Model Diet Revealed!
Seth shows us how he gets enough fiber.

For the last week or so,
photos of Seth Kuhlman have been everywhere.

This is not a complaint.

And it turns out that he's a pitcher.
I can work with that.

Photo stolen from Muscle Jocks
Views as of now: 415,467

CRAIG MALOZZI REVISTED

Which is pretty much nothing at all
like Brideshead Revisited,
except for this one mention of Jeremy Irons.

And as you're past it now,
no worries.

Studly blond Craig Malozzi
was already Man of the Month back in January,
but he's definitely work another look.

Those blue eyes of his just kill me.
I hope they're not contacts.

Yeah.

Like I'm ever gonna get close enough for it to matter.

ARM REST OF THE STORY

Gentlemen
and very few Ladies,
I present,
for your entertainment pleasure,
Kerry Degman
and his wonderfully round ass.

Admit it:
You've never wanted to be a sofa
so much in your entire life.

RAZOR BURNING HOT

These pics of Justin Woltering from DNA Magazine
would make the coolest razor ad ever.

Not only did Justin's improved grooming routine
make him look hotter, while cutting off the hair
he found $1.18 in loose change.

Hot photo from We Love Guys
Hits as of now: 269,737

So which do you prefer:
hairy as Nature intended
or smooth like some kind of evolved creature?

PAPER WEIGHT LIFTING

I know this is just a matter of opinion, but I beleive there is a definite line between beautiful muscle and freakishness. There are many people who think more is always better; that veiny, dehydrated men with every single muscle bulging out look good.

I'm just not one of them.

I like guys with a nice muscular shape. Broad in the shoulders, narrow in the hip. Arms, legs, and neck in proportion, with just enough body fat to make them look healthy and maybe a little younger. Bigger than the lean, lanky shape currently in favour among fashion models, but not so large that they look more like a pillowcase packed tight with oranges and grapefruit.

And I hate to see a beautiful guy cross over to the dark side.

But it's happened again. Years ago, I saw a photo of Santiago Aragon, a studly Cuban-American with the most beautiful brown eyes (admittedly a weakness of mine) and dreams of becoming a professional body builder. Here's what he looked like back then.

I think he looked great at that point, except maybe for that tattoo: like I've said before, enormous tattoos on a gorgeous body seems like some artist vandalizing their own work of art.

But he evidently didn't agree. He wanted to be bigger, and he no doubt worked his ass off to get that way. Here's a later photo, taken while he was still with All-American Guys and was being shot by Michael A. Downs.

Yesterday at The Slab, I saw a still more recent photograph of Santiago. He's definitely moved from boy to man, and with that his shape has altered, his body fat is reduced, and he's gotten bigger. Definitely oranges and grapefruits. Some of this is just the result of his body maturing a few years, but I still think that he was more beautiful before.

He's still got that killer smile though.

CHAT ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT

Mike:	What'd you think of that pic of Eric from All-American Guys.
Tommy:	Impressive. I studied that photo for a long time.
Mike:	So, which did you like more, his eyes or his smile?
Tommy:	WAIT! That guy had a face?

Photo lifted from Top Fit Guys
Views as of now: 241,665

Yeah, it's too late for November, but here's a Man of the Month anyway.

Now to get to work on the next one...

NEIGHBOUR HOODLUM

For months, I found excuses to be outside
whenever the guy downstairs was coming and going.
Finally, I got up enough nerve to take his photo,
and just as I clicked the button he looked up.

And right after that, he came upstairs and
beat me senseless.

No, no. Of course, that didn't happen.

And that's not the guy downstairs. That's Craig Malozzi in a photo
from ModelMayhem. And as far as I know, he's completely not violent
and not at all homophobic.

I learned of this guy's existence
from Stunning Sexy Guys.
Views as of now: 157,635

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT SYSTEM

HAVING LOST THEIR FAITH IN THE STRENGTH
OF COLUMNS OF CONCRETE AND STEEL, THE
ATLANTIC CITY COUNCIL INSTEAD HIRED GUYS
LIKE TODD TO HOLD UP THE BOARDWALK.