NEIGHBOUR HOODLUM

For months, I found excuses to be outside
whenever the guy downstairs was coming and going.
Finally, I got up enough nerve to take his photo,
and just as I clicked the button he looked up.

And right after that, he came upstairs and
beat me senseless.

No, no. Of course, that didn't happen.

And that's not the guy downstairs. That's Craig Malozzi in a photo
from ModelMayhem. And as far as I know, he's completely not violent
and not at all homophobic.

I learned of this guy's existence
from Stunning Sexy Guys.
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