tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78289034767740004182024-03-06T02:20:48.910-06:00Remote-Controlled Hairbrushphotographs of really hot guys: actors, athletes, male models, musicians, celebrities, unknown sexy shirtless menMike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10881457605478808478noreply@blogger.comBlogger1148125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828903476774000418.post-26891421760551923252019-01-09T13:29:00.000-06:002019-01-09T13:29:38.464-06:00STAREWAY TO HEAVEN<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #38761d;"><b>Heterochromia...</b></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #0b5394;"><b>Interesting in eyes,</b></span><b><span style="color: #0b5394;"> <br />Less so in teeth.</span></b></span></div>
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And after converting to Buddhism, he learned that his third eye was brown.<br />
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(And no, that title is not a misspelled word. It's a pun.) Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10881457605478808478noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828903476774000418.post-8672101908680564192018-12-24T16:00:00.000-06:002018-12-24T16:03:25.982-06:00MIDNIGHT MASS APPEAL<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10881457605478808478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828903476774000418.post-16439653222501915202018-11-20T21:09:00.001-06:002018-11-20T21:13:19.267-06:00NAP TIME OF HIS LIFE<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b><span style="color: #b45f06;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Adam was too busy sleeping to notice, <br />of course, </span></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">but his new throw pillow <br />didn't have that expression</span></span></span></b><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #f1c232;"><span style="color: #b45f06;"><b> <br />until <i>after </i>Adam lay down beside him</b>.</span> </span></span></span></div>
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<br />Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10881457605478808478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828903476774000418.post-21746542094673841672013-07-01T08:00:00.000-05:002013-07-01T08:00:08.840-05:00BORED? GAME?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: lime; font-size: large;"><strong>Yeah, we roofied his energy drink <br />for fun reasons of our own.</strong></span></div>
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<span style="color: lime; font-size: large;"><strong>After he passes out, we're gonna <br />use those shorts of his <br />to play Scrabble.</strong></span></div>
Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10881457605478808478noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828903476774000418.post-40617923309253220572013-06-30T08:00:00.000-05:002013-06-30T08:00:06.666-05:00I GOT MARLON'S NUMBER<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #999999; font-size: large;"><strong>Look at Marlon Teixeira, <br />pretending to be on the phone <br />so he doesn't have to talk to me.</strong></span></div>
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<span style="color: #999999; font-size: large;"><strong>Yeah. Like I want him <br />for his conversation.</strong></span></div>
<br />Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10881457605478808478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828903476774000418.post-10107039323548480892013-06-29T08:00:00.000-05:002013-06-29T08:00:04.473-05:00GRIN AND BARE IT<strong><em>PLEASE</em></strong> bare it!
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<span style="color: #cccccc; font-size: large;">Yeah, of course he's smiling.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #cccccc; font-size: large;">He's freaking Bernardo Velasco.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #cccccc; font-size: large;">What possible reason could he have <br />for doing anything else?</span></div>
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<strong><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">You think he looks good like this?</span></strong></div>
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<strong><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Wait 'til you see him right-side-up.</span></strong></div>
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<strong><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Although this position does have it's uses. ; )</span></strong></div>
<br />Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10881457605478808478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828903476774000418.post-54194081841933182952013-06-27T08:00:00.000-05:002013-06-27T08:00:05.358-05:00ADAM ANT TEEN<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<strong><span style="color: yellow; font-size: large;">If it had looked really gay, he would <br />have been dressed like this.</span></strong></div>
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<strong>"Tout Doucement" </strong><br />
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Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10881457605478808478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828903476774000418.post-23753662633577697642013-06-26T08:00:00.000-05:002013-06-26T08:00:08.272-05:00SHOWER TIME<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #a2c4c9; font-size: large;"><strong>You know a guy is broke <br />when he's saving up <br />to buy a shower curtain.</strong></span></div>
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<span style="color: #f1c232; font-size: large;"><strong>Let me predict your future: <br />You'll be wildly popular. <br />You'll have a successful career.</strong></span></div>
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Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10881457605478808478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828903476774000418.post-14470620566145075072013-06-24T19:06:00.001-05:002013-06-24T19:06:25.636-05:00PERFECT ABS<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Yeah, I think these abs are pretty much perfect. Smooth skin, defined muscle, and not so freakishly large as to make me think of a cans on a grocery store shelf.<br />
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Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10881457605478808478noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828903476774000418.post-16653080158686216562013-03-15T20:59:00.003-05:002013-03-15T20:59:46.089-05:00FRANKIE C WORTHY<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #ea5349;">I traveled to the shore <br />to enjoy the beauty of nature. <br />But that obnoxious ocean <br />kept distracting me.</span></span></strong></div>
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This guy <strong>Frank Cammarata</strong> (or <strong>"Frankie C" as he's sometimes known</strong>) is a recent discovery for me, but the boy is adorable. Not my usual type of "pretty boy," but he is certainly sexy, with a strong dose of handsome mixed in.
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: #666666;">If more players looked like Michael here,</span><br style="color: #666666;" /><span style="color: #666666;">strip baseball would be more popular.</span></b></span></div>
Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10881457605478808478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828903476774000418.post-10093755820309891972012-12-05T08:00:00.000-06:002012-12-05T08:00:12.609-06:00DRINKING GAME OVER<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b style="color: #cc0000;"><span style="font-size: large;">Him: "How many hurricanes did I drink, bro?"</span></b></div>
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<b style="color: #cc0000;"><span style="font-size: large;">Me: "Clearly not enough, if you're still making <br />coherent sentences. Let me get you another one."</span></b></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: #ef670f;">I'd be cool with the Sixties coming back,<br />
but only if the new hippies look more like this.</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: #990000;">Here we see Texas Tech cheerleaders <br />peeling the uniform off of one <br />of the Texas Tech football players.<br /></span></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Why do people say that <br />cheerleaders aren't smart?</b></span></div>
<br />Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10881457605478808478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828903476774000418.post-67178114250338544772012-11-30T20:12:00.001-06:002012-11-30T20:12:05.588-06:00SOME PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO LIVESTOCK<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: #000099;"><br />Though Kyle didn't believe it at the time,<br />
it turns out that his HS guidance counselor<br />
was really accurate when he predicted <br />
the boy would find work as a fence post.</span></b></span></div>
Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10881457605478808478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828903476774000418.post-47364394242816035132012-11-05T22:41:00.001-06:002012-11-05T22:41:33.582-06:00MORNING COMMUTE BUTTON<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #e14f26;"><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><b>You know, all the way to work this morning,</b></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #e14f26;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>I felt like I was forgetting something,</b></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #e14f26;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>I sure was popular on the subway, though.</b></span></span></div>
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Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10881457605478808478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828903476774000418.post-88720083260871825062012-09-19T22:24:00.002-05:002012-09-19T22:24:29.660-05:00A ROOM WITH A VIEW MASTER<div style="text-align: center;">
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">"Dammit," Chris thinks, "why <br />does this window have to be frosted? <br />The world deserves to be able to look at me."</span></b></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: x-small;">Picture stolen from <a href="http://slabberredux.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><b>The Slab</b></a></span></i></div>
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Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10881457605478808478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828903476774000418.post-64457737726707990512012-08-16T16:24:00.004-05:002012-08-16T16:38:14.420-05:00LAWN ORNAMENTI was just thinking that<br />I hadn't seen much of<br /><a href="http://rc-hairbrush.blogspot.com/search/label/Edilson%20Nascimento"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(206, 43, 100)">Edilson Nascimento</span></span></a> lately,<br />but then look what I found while<br />I was working in the yard.<br /><br />I wonder where I'd lost him.<br /><br /><div align="center"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 428px; height: 640px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcG5w2uHYZDVQQcq6KC4lvIYh_fpDf1ajt9x7-B79KbDOlMmjwx9bhJdAiOB1WHw19deeNy_Z8W9AQ3oRbCD-c6QoZfsFYpruv-9uamVIQawimlTSs-SlaZ5UU8bcLDzRhmDFCDrl1xVun/s400/EdilsonNascimento640.jpg" alt="Brazilian male model Edilson Nascimento lying shirtless in the grass" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5777385038723528738" border="0" /><span style="color: rgb(206, 43, 100);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">We talk about how easy these male models have it,<br />but we don't understand how hard their jobs are.<br />If you've ever lain shirtless in the grass,<br />you know how awful it can be.</span></span><br /></div><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Views as of now: 598,054</span><br /></div>Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10881457605478808478noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828903476774000418.post-23165142579598416112012-07-20T18:37:00.004-05:002012-07-20T18:41:45.478-05:00WHA HOPPENED?I couldn't resist the urge to make a joke<br />involving <span style="font-weight: bold;">Daniel Tosh</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Fred Willard</span>.<br /><br />Okay, I didn't really try that hard to resist...<br /><br /><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 337px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-ysVti4vlahL5A5vUww3YroPsxIJbfxbIwsUh2Xt78hwdTe-zE63uMABzTL3RCNeeV4flcej7bEnIy9xUizjZWSsoxc4_0AdSSgsD0Va-iAjtuCjx7603hXKOZtcrLihzlA4OURod2OYW/s400/ToshWillard.jpg" alt="mean joke involving Fred Willard and Daniel Tosh" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5767400285188873282" border="0" /><br /><div style="text-align: right; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Views as of now: 595,162<br /></span></div>Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10881457605478808478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828903476774000418.post-71043304447120470852012-07-17T21:58:00.002-05:002012-07-17T22:10:53.333-05:00PART OF A GOOD (LOOKING) BREAKFASTI had some time on my hands this evening,<br />so I pasted an especially hot photo of <a href="http://rc-hairbrush.blogspot.com/search/label/Parker%20Gregory"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Parker Gregory</span></a><br />onto <span style="font-weight: bold;">a box of Wheaties</span>.<br /><br />Appropriate for a <span style="font-weight: bold;">actor/model</span><br />who spends his spare time on <span style="font-weight: bold;">triathlons</span>.<br /><br /><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 612px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3TV0Ts2Cb38AV-rZgj7BjjpVp7qDrRiL9Quf6k5ZiYPV4IaMnV-YNEkEcUVvNrd1EzqrsqWxgBUgHqyZMoj3M8goSKJQrbWUd9p2iEkUk5Gh3Ns5GW6Qdqp82myNU-_XxzqWCX43VAOlD/s640/ParkerGregory15_WheatiesBox.jpg" alt="Parker Gregory on a Wheaties Box" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5766338837577509602" border="0" /><br />If you're interested, here's the original photo,<br />part of <a href="http://www.underwearexpert.com/2012/07/parker-gregory-for-gq-spain/"><span style="font-weight: bold;">a series by photograher Giampaolo Sguara</span></a><br />for the June 2012 issue of <span style="font-weight: bold;">GQ Spain</span>.<br /><br /><span class="st">¿</span>Guap<span class="tealdark serif">í</span>simo, no?<br /><br /><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgro7RE_cxAv4pCiYEbZYqmuCTN9T0ZVBxtSY1v-OjrGQDgRSbC8RXknneU3hCboiBbB9JSRJ3VdU9AVRZ2M-ch47bAt7cnMxZmljnxks_iY5ch1GejgkztF99ylz8ASz9mJA2lgI4Q1gXD/s400/ParkerGregory14.jpg" alt="Parker Gregory on his bike" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5766338847003185938" border="0" /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Views as of now: 594,734</span><br /></div>Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10881457605478808478noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828903476774000418.post-7317858693687803782012-07-16T18:57:00.002-05:002012-07-20T18:59:45.560-05:00Tosh.0h crapAnd please let me know when it's my turn...<br /><br /><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 288px; height: 288px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhq5Y_nerwdO3aa1pxFDKUYoN4I_1pAhxPCCbYx6-0NJb_vCjFT4WzufxswVtXQcLv_18nGft-1lBYFoP8jYxueWxkLs-PzNgKdjWkrrZE9XaPVM28dsQ4f-QfzYsqFSAiW8DptWt900hs5/s400/RapingDanielTosh.jpg" alt="joke about raping Daniel Tosh" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5767405208620227618" border="0" />Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10881457605478808478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828903476774000418.post-9672650564311672552012-07-14T16:10:00.004-05:002012-07-14T16:23:41.722-05:00PENALTY KICK ASS<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://api.ning.com/files/ifuJ3HwGhZJhhrB7qJkGaA4ErkYk7uC2Nq8tM2PPUSttoY0vJSa4BoJPiOdI71YxrW2jc2VOrbFcs7hkcQgu3FZcTA0Saouu/Shirtless_Teen_Boys_R_Hot_boypost.com16.jpg" alt="shirtless young guy" /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(207, 136, 94);font-size:130%;" >C'mon, Ref, normally<br />there's just a penalty kick for this.<br />Are you sure a strip search is necessary?</span></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Views as of now: 594,135</span></div>Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10881457605478808478noreply@blogger.com0