but even I know there's something wrong with this photo.
I just hope the guy can score a lot of goals when he gets on the court.
No, dude, it makes perfect sense.
The pants and the pads are for playing football,
and the bat is for beating away the other players
who try to grope my ass in the locker room.
Without buying me dinner first, I mean.
Flawed photo from Guy Candi