HERE I GO AGAIN

THE STORY OF MIKE

Experience has shown me that those who visit this site seem to hate it when I tell boring stories about my life. But I'm down and don't have anyone to talk to about this, so here I go.

If it bores you, just ignore this and come back some other time.
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It's no secret that I'm incredibly insecure and have the emotional maturity of your average paranoid ten-year-old. I find it almost impossible to believe that anyone who actually knows me could ever really like me, and so I've arranged my life so that I have very little contact with other people. I go to work and I go home. That's about it.

Every couple of years or so, I venture out of my protective shell and associate with other people. But usually my insecurities get the better of me, and I run home again.

That's what's happened today. For the past three months I've been taking an acting class with a small group of six other people. It's been great fun, and I think I done pretty well at the work. But there was one guy in this class that I found myself very attracted to. At first it was just a physical attraction, but then I began to get emotionally attracted to this guy.

He, on the other hand, never showed any sign that he even considered me a friend.

So for the past few weeks, it's been getting increasingly unpleasant, being around someone I want but can't have.

Tonight, the class resumed after two weeks off but I'm not there. I told the instructor that I need take a few months off. Then when I go back, I'll be with a different bunch of people.

I feel really chicken shit for quitting, but being upset all the time has been making me physically ill. I've even started taking Prozac and considered going into therapy again. My reaction to emotional situations is way too abnormal for me to tolerate or for me to fix by myself.

If you made it this far, thanks for listening.

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HALL MONITOR LIZARD

Luke ignored the school's dress code every chance he got.
Strangely enough, no one ever complained.

MARQUEE MARK

Why is Taylor Lautner's new movie called ABDUCTION?

Because the producers couldn't think
of an appropriate title that began with PEC.

Friends close to Taylor Lautner say that privately
the young actor is tired of people talking
about his abs and chest. "Why the Hell," he asks,
in an atypical use of profanity, "don't they ever
notice these killer shoulders of mine?"

JERSEY BOY

So, who else saw this yesterday?

I don't like it.
I don't like what they've done to the costume,
and I don't like what they've done to Henry.

Those are some impressive thighs, though.

STORM WARNING

FUN FOR FRIDAY

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DIAPER PIN WHEEL

Dean was not embarrassed by the diaper
they asked him to wear, but he was insecure
that his deodorant wasn't working well enough.

Photo from Homotography

HAMMER AND CHISELED GOOD LOOKS

People who met George were impressed
when he described himself as an "art lover,"
but they weren't so impressed when they learned
this was more of a lifestyle choice than a hobby.

Photo from Tighty Whitie Dude

KENZIE ROTH 4

I know I've been rather absent lately.
That's because I've been hatching a new scheme:
I dyed my hair and resumed stalking Kenzie Roth.
But he recognized me after a couple of days,
so that court order sent me back to Austin again.

Eh bien
At least I got a vacation out of this.

Kenzie Roth has recently been hired
to pose for the publishers of the new
Heismann Dictionary of English.
Here we see him posing for the photo
we'll see if we look up the word "meh."

Views as of now: 431,165

MARLON TEXIERA

MAN FOR MONDAY

Okay, I'll admit
that I've said mean things about Marlon Texiera before.
I didn't like how scruffy and unkempt he seemed most of the time,
and I never understood why others thought him so hot.

But after seeing this photo over at All Hot Men,
I'm totally on board now.

We photographers sometimes get bored
with our assignments, and I was completely unprepared
for the way Marlon stared into the lens,
paralyzing me with that look
so I couldn't work or move or walk away.

At first, I didn't mind,
but it's been three hours now,
and I really need to go to the bathroom.

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HAMMER TIME'S OUT

MAN FOR MONDAY

I finally broke down and saw THOR.
The movie was not really a worth tribute to the god-turned-hero,
but Chris Hemsworth can hammer me any time he wants.

"Your Earth customs confuse me.
I see other men wearing clothing above the waist,
but this woman tells me that this is forbidden me."

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DR FRANKENSTEINBERG

Today,
I tried a weird experiment that I've wanted to do for a long time.

I took individual features from different guys
and merged them together into one face.
What do you think of the result?

And do you think you can identify
the original owner of the body parts involved?
One small hint: those eyes were originally brown.
A beautiful chocolate brown.

COMMENTS

glen0330 said...
Was this your first try at this? You've got some good potential.
Hopefully you'll tell us who each piece is soon. Curious.

It's my first time doing this to a face,
but I've been manipulating photos for a long time.

Xersex said...
Great pic and work: I can't imagine who they're,
but the whole face is nice! don't forget to tell us the single guys!!!

I'm glad someone is taking an interest in this.
I'm not ready to reveal the individual guys yet.
But I will identify the parts you're trying to guess:
1) Okay, one freebie: I took the hair from Alex Pettyfer.
2) The eyes and eyebrows are from one guy.
Remember: the eyes were brown before I got to them.
3) The nose, chin, and ears are all from the same guy.
4) The lips are from a third guy.

A little thought about the kinds of guys I like
should make two of the three guys easy to discover.

Kenneth Johnson aka Sebastien Penn said...
eyes are most definitely Emanuele Fiore
venturing on Simon Nessman as the lips,
since you're so obsessed with him
nose, ears, chin...no idea..any hint?

Oooo, you're too good at this!
And I feel obliged to point out that being obsessed
with Simon Nessman is not a bad thing

As for a nose-ears-chin hint, try this:
I've often described him as
the most beautiful man I've ever seen

POOR WAYFARING STRANGER THAN FICTION

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

Yeah, here's another dose of a capella.
And, surprisingly enough, it's a spiritual, which I normally can't stand
— being all anti-superstition and all —
but I just really love the sound of this.

These eight people make beautiful music together.

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