Monday, January 31, 2011

UP, UP AND A WAY HOT

So this morning I read that Henry Cavill
is going to be the next Superman.

Why am I reading about this from a news source?
I thought you guys were supposed to tell me these things!

Henry Cavill to play Superman
It's very expensive being Henry Cavill
because being this hot plays Hell
with air conditioning bills.

Views as of now: 290,558

Sunday, January 30, 2011

HOT TIME IS FLEETING

Okay, I admit that I was a bit late
to see the charms of Zac Efron.

But believe me: I can see them now.

Zac Efron shirtless on a beach
Zac Efron seems to be like a fine wine,
steadily improving with age.

But this only will only last for so long,
so I say we swallow him down
before he turns into vinegar.

Or Val Kilmer.

Photo lifted from Guys Next Door


I think I just avoided him because
whenever I tried to watch High School Musical,
I could actually feel brain cells committing suicide.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

FULL FRONTAL ASSAULT

shirtless muscular guy stripping down
Uh . . .
Why do I have to take everything off?

You said you were taking photos
for a shampoo ad.

Picture from Muscle Jocks

Friday, January 28, 2011

RUNNING MAN OH MAN


To maintain his lean, beautiful body,
"Action Alex" has really been
getting into running lately.

Which
is really going to make it
harder
to stalk him now.

Damn.


photo from Guys Next Door

BIRTH TO EARTH, WOMB TO TOMB, SOUP TO NUTS

There's no way I could see
the latest Broadway production of WEST SIDE STORY,
but I did discover three more reasons why I'm sorry I missed it:
Patrick Ortiz, Matt Shingledecker, and Ryan Steele.

Does anybody else think that "Ryan Steele"
sounds like a porn name?

Patrick Ortiz from Broadway's West Side Story Mattg Shingledecker from Broadway's West Side Story
Ryan Steel from Broadway's West Side Story

Views as of now: 289,535

Interesting story that not many people know:
one of the earliest versions of the story for this show
was called EAST SIDE STORY. It was supposed to be
the story of a fight between two Jewish street gangs.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

THE HOLY SEE NO EVIL

WARNING:
This post will probably be offensive
to practicing Catholics,
adult survivors of sexual abuse,
and former members of the Hitler Youth.

beautiful boy dressed as a priest
To avoid more negative press
about altar boys,

Herr Ratzinger has lowered
the age requirement

to become a priest to fourteen.


This rather disturbing photo
taken from
Vera's Big Gay Blog.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

ARM REST OF THE STORY

Gentlemen
and very few Ladies,
I present,
for your entertainment pleasure,
Kerry Degman
and his wonderfully round ass.

shirtless Kerry Degman and his sexy butt
Admit it:
You've never wanted to be a sofa
so much in your entire life.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

INANIMATE OBJECT OF DESIRE

So a lot of people want to take Nick Jonas to bed.

So when they asked Nick who he wanted to bed,
the answer wasn't much of a surprise.

Nick Jonas looking hot on stage

Views as of now: 288,097

Monday, January 17, 2011

MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH TO MOUTH

Check out this sweet candy!

And did you notice the giant M&M next to him.

a studly guy named Lance Baird
After years of hearing the stories about green M&Ms,
Lance wanted to discover the truth for himself.

And he did, because not even fiberglass statues could
say "no" to Lance when he really wanted something.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

UP AGAINST THE WALLPAPER

smiling boy in a speedo

Great smile: Check!
Nice body: Check!
Skill with camouflage: No. Sorry.

Pic from Vera's Big Gay Blog
Hits as of now: 287,785

Saturday, January 15, 2011

MATT FINISH

I've been watching Tyler Hynes on Warehouse 13 today,
and I've decided that he's like a much better-looking version of Matthew Perry.

Does anybody else see it?

Tyler Hynes. Like Matthew Perry but more handsome

Anyway, he has a Y in his first AND last names.
That's kinda cool.

Although maybe you have to have a boring name like mine to appreciate it.

Friday, January 14, 2011

THE SPY WHO DIDN'T LOVE ME

Have you seen Boris Kodjoe on Undercovers?

He and I were both born in Austria.
And that and a need for oxygen
are about all we have in common.

Boris Kodjoe looking all hot
Boris Kodjoe looking all hot
Boris Kodjoe looking all hot and shirtless

Thursday, January 13, 2011

ROPE TRICKS AND TREATS

Lee Stam looking all shirtless and hot
Lee had mastered the art of picking up
anyone he wanted. Dressing like this worked
on most of them. For the others, he had the rope.

Pic from Daily Young Guys
Views as of now: 287,157

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

ROAD TRIPPY

hot guy blog with tune for tuesday: funny little world by alexander rybak

Sometimes Alexander Rybak is handsome.
Sometimes he's cute.

But here he's abso-fucking-lutely adorable.



Ways that Alexander Rybak is like Justin Bieber
  • Needs a haircut
  • Records music and makes videos
  • Too popular for his own good
  • Needs a better educated person to write his lyrics

Ways that Alexander Rybak is not like Justin Bieber

Views as of now: 286,777

Monday, January 10, 2011

FLICK OF THE WRIST PROTECTOR

hot shirtless gymnast boy
What gymnastics meet?!
I thought this was a beauty pageant!


Photo stolen from
Vera's Big Gay Blog

Friday, January 7, 2011

ALOHA HOY OY VEY

hot shirtless guys on the beach
Having been lei'd,
they are now ready to get laid.

I'm betting they won't have to wait long.

Or even try that hard.

Photo from Bi Like Me

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Man of the Month for Jan 2011: Craig Malozzi

Craig Malozzi - Man of the Month for January 2011New month, so I've made a new video clip for the Man of the Month. This time Craig Malozzi, blond muscle boy who's been featured in some really hot photo. Also bodybuilder who hasn't turned all chiseled, hard, and freakish.

(My instinct is to add the word "yet" to that, but I'm actually kinda hoping it doesn't happen. What happened to Santiago Aragon shouldn't happen again.)

What I like most about this guy is his colouring. Blue eyes that jump out at you. Blond hair. And all that golden skin. I usually love the way the black and white photographs make people seem more beautiful, but Craig Malozzi is definitely something to be enjoyed in full colour.

I have some other photos of this guy to sprinkle through the month. For now enjoy this clip.

This time I included the names of most of the photographers. Which one do you think makes him look the best?


By the way,
I'm going to try to do two video clips each month, one for the Man of the Month and another one featuring hot guys in some other way. I'm almost done with the next one already, and I've chosen a guy for next month already.

Monday, January 3, 2011

KNOT WORKING FOR ME

So how sick is it
that I think he looks hot tied up?

Someone has Darren Criss all tied up
Jealous at the attention Darren was getting,
the other guys
on Glee found a way
to prevent him giving interviews.

But if they were trying to stop him
from looking hot,
they failed.

Pic ruthlessly stolen from
Wicked Gay Blog

Hits as of now: 285,311

Sunday, January 2, 2011

REFLECTIVE SURFACE TENSION

Q: What do you give the man who has everything?
A: A mirror, so he can look at it.

hot guy in underwear looking into mirror
Despite having 900 channels on his television,
Ryan's bedroom mirror was still his favourite program.

Not that I blame him.
Half of those channels were reruns
of LAW AND ORDER.


Pic from Stunning Sexy Guys
Hits as of now: 284,897


So, was anybody else seeing double when they went to bed this morning?

A mirror image is appropriate for January First.

The month is named for Janus, the Roman god with a face on both the front and back sides of his head, which allowed him to look forward and backward at the same time.

On the Roman calendar, January was not the first month -- that was March to them -- but it was still the month when the world seemed to die before coming back to life, and it was for them, as just about everyone else, a time to consider the past and make plans for the future. Janus must have seemed like the natural mascot for this.

I'm doing a bit of this considering and making plans myself. I won't bore you with the details, but it's high time I started steering this life of mine toward something instead of just letting it drift from day to day.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

THE MEN OF THE MONTH

2008
January
Ryan Daharsh

February
Kevin Gould

March

April
Chris Austad

May
Evan Wadle

June
Jensen Ackles

July
Robert Buckley

August
Marco Dapper

September
Josh Ohl

October
Alex Pettyfer

November
Lauri Kalima

December
Kerry Degman
2009
January

February
Chad White


March
Anton Antipov


April
Simon Nessman


May
Phillip Fusco


June

July

August

September

October

November

December
2010
January

February

March

April

May

June
Bernardo Velasco


July
River Viiperi


August

September

October

November
Luke Guldan


December
2011
January

February

March

April
Kenzie Roth


May

June
Arthur Sales


July
Jeff Rogers


August
Seth Kuhlman


September
Renato Ferreira


October
Eugen Bauder


November
Daniel Rumfelt


December

PRE PUBE ESSENCE MAGAZINE

Justin Bieber
So my friends and I have already decided:
next New Years Eve, we're going to a Justin Bieber
concert
and waiting for his balls to drop.