HOT TIME IS FLEETING

Okay, I admit that I was a bit late
to see the charms of Zac Efron.

But believe me: I can see them now.

Zac Efron seems to be like a fine wine,
steadily improving with age.

But this only will only last for so long,
so I say we swallow him down
before he turns into vinegar.

Or Val Kilmer.

Photo lifted from Guys Next Door

I think I just avoided him because
whenever I tried to watch High School Musical,
I could actually feel brain cells committing suicide.

TEQUILA WITH A DASH OF TRIPLE ZAC

Meanwhile, in the lab, our cloning research continues.

Please don't ask how we got this guy's DNA.

Physically, the cloning of Zac Efron has been a success,
but we've been unable to complete the psych evaluations.
Apparently these guys just want to talk to each other.

Photo stolen from
Sexy Wall of Amazing Guys
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WIND TUNNEL OF LOVE

Though Zac struggles with all he's got,
he's sometimes still gets caught up
in the gravitational pull
of the suckiness of Disney.

Photo from
Gym Fanatic

COMMENTS:
Xersex said... Sexy wind!!!

Yeah. Makes my thoughts wander to
other thoughts involving Zac and blowing

FIRE FLY ON THE WALL

Having exhausted the episodes of COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, I'm using Hulu to watch other shows I didn't watch when it was actually on. Today it's FIREFLY, and look whom I found as the younger version of one of the characters.

I'm surprised that I actually recognized a pubescent Zac Efron. And I'm wondering what he did to the gap in his front teeth. It's certainly not there now.

Not that I've studied his face or anything.

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