CHEVY CHASING YOUR OWN TAIL

FUN FOR FRIDAY

JUNGLE GYM BUNNY

So how many situps would I have to do to look like this guy?

Oh. That many, huh.

Can't I just take drugs until I think I look like him.

Todd never really minded when other people
in the gym kept checking out his crotch
while he was working out.
In fact, sometimes he had a hard time
not staring at it himself.

Photo from The Slab

CAP AND TRADING CARDS

Budget cuts to the university were more serious
than official sources had ever admitted. The baseball team
was promised that if the season went well, then next year
they'd get another piece of the uniform
to go with their spiffy caps.

CATCH A GRENADINE

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

This a capella group has no hot guys,
but I didn't care.
A kick-ass performance is a kick-ass performance,
even if it is phallically impoverished.

Views as of now: 438,641

SETH KUHLMANN

MAN FOR MONDAY

We know that I've been rather irresponsible (i.e. fucking lazy)
about making regular Man of the Month video clips.
Over the past three years, I've been late more months
than Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan combined.

But now that I have a system that lets me
crank out one of those clips in about three days,
I'm getting all Winston Smith and going back
to fill in the months that I missed.

Here's the first of them,
studly Louisiana boy Seth Kuhlmann.
Please enjoy. And don't drool on your keyboard.

Hits as of now: 438,326

THREE OF A KINDA HOT

HOW I SPENT A LAZY SUNDAY

Learning to juggle

Views as of now: 438,127

RENATO FERREIRA 3

MAN OF THE MONTH

I was considering making a statue of this guy,
but the stone I would have to use isn't hard enough
to do his abs justice. Enjoy.

Meaningless bonus points
to the first to identify the singer.

Views as of now: 437,468

COMMENTS

Xersex said...
Mike, thank you to begin again with your MOTM!
You couldn't make a better choice!

Thanks again for all your comments.
And you were really the one who made me aware
of Renato Ferriera in the first place,
so you made this choice possible.

Anonymous smacr said...
I think that's Eartha Kitt.
Great singer, terrific as Catwoman.

Well done. Meaningless points to you.
Eartha Kitt is a unique singer.
Not a traditional kind of voice,
but she has an amazing way
to make every song her own.

RENATO FERRIERA 2

I have a question about this photo of Renato Ferriera.
See that small, round spot of gray on his chest,
between his sternum and the left suspender?
Is that a birthmark?

Or did I leave a fingerprint on him last night?

It's not that Renato made a mistake by putting
his suspenders on before he put on shirt. Actually,
he was completely dressed when I used
my magical powers to make his shirt disappear.
'beats the Hell out of getting people to pick a card.

Views as of now: 437,290

COMMENTS

Xersex said...
He's incredibly beautiful, I can't believe! He's one
of my favourites models with Francisco Lachowski,
Evandro Soldati and Bernardo Velasco.
They're the fab four of Brasil!

Excellent list, mon ami,
but how could you leave off Edilson Nascimento?
He's like a great mixture of Francisco's fun personality,
Bernardo's beautiful face, and Renato's hot body.

Edilson Nascimento is a step behind them!
The fab four are absolutely perfect!

I think I understand now.
You seem to like your guys handsome instead of pretty,
but I prefer pretty to handsome.
That's why you prefer Evandro Soldati and Renato Ferreira,
but I prefer Edilson Nascimento and Arthur Sales.

Bernardo Velasco is an exception because he's beautiful,
which is a bit of a mix of pretty and handsome at the same time.

DER RING DES NIBBLE ON AGAIN

Everyone told David that
his friend Jeremy had excellent taste.
Not wanting to put his trust in rumours,
David decided to find out for himself.

HARD KNOCK LIFE COACH

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY

"When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,"
I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what'?"
— Sydney J. Harris

DISCHORD PROGRESSION

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

The Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain
Legendado

Hits as of now:437,009

MR ROGERS NEIGHBOURHOOD

Season 3 of NBC's THE SING OFF started last night.

The show sounds good,
but it doesn't look as good as it used to.

If you think Jeff Rogers looks busy
with a microphone in front of his mouth,
you should try handing him a taco.

RING AROUND THE DOG COLLAR

FUN FOR FRIDAY

Yeah, it's a cheap shot.
But I'm taking it.

THUMBS UP

Me:	So are you one of those dangerous hitchhikers who subdue the driver and take advantage of them along some lonely stretch of road?
Him:	No, I'm not like that.
Me:	What if I paid you?

Photo from Stunning Sexy Guys
Hits as of now: 436,411

LOAN SHARK WEEK

Noah owed everyone money, but people still
never said "no" when he asked for another loan.
He had this way of looking at people that just
made them give him any amount he asked for.

He had another look that would make
people take their pants off, too,
but that's another story.

Pic from The Daily Drool

HERE I GO AGAIN

THE STORY OF MIKE

Experience has shown me that those who visit this site seem to hate it when I tell boring stories about my life. But I'm down and don't have anyone to talk to about this, so here I go.

If it bores you, just ignore this and come back some other time.
________________________________

It's no secret that I'm incredibly insecure and have the emotional maturity of your average paranoid ten-year-old. I find it almost impossible to believe that anyone who actually knows me could ever really like me, and so I've arranged my life so that I have very little contact with other people. I go to work and I go home. That's about it.

Every couple of years or so, I venture out of my protective shell and associate with other people. But usually my insecurities get the better of me, and I run home again.

That's what's happened today. For the past three months I've been taking an acting class with a small group of six other people. It's been great fun, and I think I done pretty well at the work. But there was one guy in this class that I found myself very attracted to. At first it was just a physical attraction, but then I began to get emotionally attracted to this guy.

He, on the other hand, never showed any sign that he even considered me a friend.

So for the past few weeks, it's been getting increasingly unpleasant, being around someone I want but can't have.

Tonight, the class resumed after two weeks off but I'm not there. I told the instructor that I need take a few months off. Then when I go back, I'll be with a different bunch of people.

I feel really chicken shit for quitting, but being upset all the time has been making me physically ill. I've even started taking Prozac and considered going into therapy again. My reaction to emotional situations is way too abnormal for me to tolerate or for me to fix by myself.

If you made it this far, thanks for listening.

Views as of now: 435,961

HALL MONITOR LIZARD

Luke ignored the school's dress code every chance he got.
Strangely enough, no one ever complained.

MARQUEE MARK

Why is Taylor Lautner's new movie called ABDUCTION?

Because the producers couldn't think
of an appropriate title that began with PEC.

Friends close to Taylor Lautner say that privately
the young actor is tired of people talking
about his abs and chest. "Why the Hell," he asks,
in an atypical use of profanity, "don't they ever
notice these killer shoulders of mine?"

JERSEY BOY

So, who else saw this yesterday?

I don't like it.
I don't like what they've done to the costume,
and I don't like what they've done to Henry.

Those are some impressive thighs, though.