DIS PLAYA

It took some real work,
but we finally taught Monty
not to yell "TA DA!"
whenever he opened his shirt.

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BACKSTAGE PASSING SOME TIME

THING FOR THURSDAY

Addicting Games has a game called Bieber Kisser.

You're a blonde bimbo trying to
sneak backstage to kiss Justin Bieber.

And if this slut were smarter, she'd go
after one of the hunky body guards instead.

ONE TRICK PONY RIDES AWAY

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY

"Sanity is a one trick pony. All you have is rational thought. But when you're good and loony, the sky's the limit!" — The Tick

LIVE YOUR LIFE INTERRUPTED

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

More a capella from The Sing Off for you guys.
This time, On The Rocks
from the University of Oregon (Go, Ducks!).

They were the "entertaining college boy group" from Season 2.
The "entertaining college boy group" from Season 1 went on to work on Glee,
providing actual singing for the Warblers to lip sync to.
When Season 3 starts up, I wonder who this year's "entertaining college boy group" will be.

Yeah, it seems that formulaeic.

LIGHTER THAN AIR HEADED

MAN FOR MONDAY

"If you love something, " people say, "set it free."

But perhaps Parker should not have
applied that philosophy to
his favourite helium balloon.

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HALF & HALF ASSED

HOW I SPENT A LAZY SUNDAY

Showing my Lactose Allergy
Who's Boss!

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COMMENTS

Xersex said...
A lazy Sunday, but if you were
(thinking or busy) with this guy, not sad!

That's a younger Steve Sandvoss,
who starred in a sweet movie called Latter Days.
He's done other things, as well,
but this is what I know him for.

STEVEN R McQUEEN

My computer suffered a horrible death
at the hands of a computer virus.

My fault, really, for visiting a free online porn site.

Anyway, yesterday I erased everything and reinstalled the operating system
Today I sat around reinstalling software.

And as entertainment while that happened,
I caught up on the last four episodes of The Vampire Diaries.
And reacquainted myself with very painfully hot Steven R McQueen is.

COMMENTS

Xersex said...
For my tastes, he's not so beautiful!

No, not beautiful.
But very sexy.
On television, he looks much better moving than in a photo.

DECENT PROPOSAL

Darren showed up at my birthday party last night
dressed like this and carrying an engagement ring.

It was flattering, of course, but I had to say "no."
There's no way I could do that
to all my other imaginary boyfriends.

COMMENTS

Xersex said...
Sexy and charming!

Isn't he just?
Most of the guys I put up here are just targets for lust,
but this guy I think I'd like to be friends with.
Hang out and have a beer.
Sit up late and sing lots of songs.

BESTIES WITH TESTES

If men talked like women,
it would sound annoyingly like this.

And MY diet starts tomorrow.

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COMMENTS

Kenneth Johnson aka Sebastien Penn said...
roflmfao

Aw. I'm sure your a isn't f.

Xersex said...
Thanks God men don't speak like women!
and don't think like women!

I'm not with you on the thanking God part,
but I totally agree with the sentiment.

ADAM GREGORY

I've just discovered the existence of Adam Gregory.

Why didn't one of you tell me that this gorgeous boy existed?
You know I rely on you for these things.

Sure, he has a big Christian tattoo,
which is two of my most disliked things together,
but still, a face like this was made to be lusted after.

And I'm pretty sure that the word "white" isn't sufficient to describe those teeth.

Views as of now: 419,306

COMMENTS

Xersex said...
A great discovering, dear Mike!

He is a beautiful boy, isn't he?

Kenneth Johnson aka Sebastien Penn said...
let's stain his teeth with a little cum
too much?

Maybe a bit. I don't want to offend the guy in the photos,
(but I do like the way you think.)

Xersex said...
for sure he has strange teeth!

I see nothing wrong with his teeth.
I think he has a beautiful smile.

SHAHID KAPOOR

Indian actor Shahid Kapoor.
Almost makes me want to see a Bollywood movie.

Almost.

COMMENTS

Xersex said...
Is he a relative of Anish Kapoor?

I have no idea.
I've never heard of him.

J.A. said...
Try some more Bollywood Eye candy -
Google for Hritik Roshan, Neil Nitin Mukesh, John Abraham.

Thanks for the suggestions,
but those guys aren't really my taste.
Too manly looking.

NOT FUNNY

In my family, we celebrate Father's Day
by yelling at someone weaker than us and
making them feel stupid and insignificant.

...just keeping up the tradition,
you dead bastard.

HAIR CUTTING REMARK

This is Tom.
And I don't think he should have cut his hair.

Opinions?

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MICHELE ROTTERS

French model Michele Rotters.

I've had his photo up here before,
but lately I've seen a lot more of him.

And I still love that the French word for fashion model is "mannequin."