DECENT PROPOSAL

Darren showed up at my birthday party last night
dressed like this and carrying an engagement ring.

It was flattering, of course, but I had to say "no."
There's no way I could do that
to all my other imaginary boyfriends.

COMMENTS

Xersex said...
Sexy and charming!

Isn't he just?
Most of the guys I put up here are just targets for lust,
but this guy I think I'd like to be friends with.
Hang out and have a beer.
Sit up late and sing lots of songs.