DREW VAN ACKER

If I'm really having a month of hot blond guys,
I can't omit Drew Van Acker,
pretty face, hot body, and killer green eyes.
Click on that second photo if you don't believe me.

I'd seen photos of him on 'blogs here and there,
but he'd never been more than a pretty face
until I saw a few episodes of THE LAKE.

After seeing him on that glorified soap opera for indiscriminating teenagers,
he's still pretty much just a pretty face.
But a very pretty face.

Views as of now: 412,727

KENZIE ROTH 3

A month of blond guys is a nice idea,
but I was starting to miss looking at Kenzie Roth,
my latest obsession
in a completely unthreatening and non-creepy way.

Then I discovered this photo of him with bleached hair.

And I gotta say, definitely not the best look for him.
Still a great face, but it looks a bit like someone has shaved his scalp
then sprinkled his head with toasted coconut.

Views as of now: 412,224

JENSEN ACKLES

You knew I was going to be doing this eventually, right?
After all, I'm nothing if not obsessed... errr... I mean loyal.

Granted, his credentials as a real blond are pretty suspicious,
but as the possessor of the second most beautiful face
I've ever seen on a man, I'm willing to give him a pass on hair colour.

After all, when we first saw him on DAYS OF OUR LIVES,
he was all blonded and beautiful. He was 19 then, and since then he's grown up to become a handsome and really talented grown man, with a beautiful wife.

One complaint though: I wish he'd hit the gym a bit harder. That face deserves a better body.

Views as of now: 412,129

ALEX PETTYFER

Lady and gentlemen,

Alex Pettyfer . . .

Normally I don't like this song,
but this video clip is cool enough to make me reconsider it.

Very stylish editing.

The kind of stuff I wish I could do.
But the credit goes to someone called maypipb.

NOT FUNNY

I just did something I haven't done in years.

I went out to a social gathering where I kinda sorta knew some people, had a little bit too much to drink, and left feeling depressed and unliked.

In junior high, I remember worrying that if I didn't learn how to make friends, then I'd end up a lonely old guy who doesn't have any friends and spends all his time alone. And damned if that isn't just what's happened.

Forgive me being whiny. Blame the beer.

Or maybe it's the beer that's given me enough nerve to stop pretending to be happy all the time and admit that I'm actually in a lot of pain.

Either way, I'll probably be sober and ashamed in the morning and take this down.

FLASHING RED LIGHT DISTRICT

Riding the bus to school became a lot cooler
after Leo became our driver.

Photo from The Daily Drool
Views as of now: 411,594

HUNTER PARRISH

I'll admit that I was late to appreciate
the beauty of Hunter Parrish,
largely because he's on a television channel I can't watch online,
so my only exposure to him was
when other 'blogs posted his photos.

He is really lovely, though.
Great smile. Great blue eyes.
And a really classic handsome face.

FANCY FEAST FOR THE EYES

I'm not too proud.
I'll admit that
this commercial makes me tear up a bit.

And the guy is hot, too,
so. . . bonus.

Views as of now: 411,543

KURT HUMMEL FIGURINE

Please tell me somebody else sees the resemblance!
It can't be just me.

Views as of now: 411,311

CRAIG MALOZZI REVISTED

Which is pretty much nothing at all
like Brideshead Revisited,
except for this one mention of Jeremy Irons.

And as you're past it now,
no worries.

Studly blond Craig Malozzi
was already Man of the Month back in January,
but he's definitely work another look.

Those blue eyes of his just kill me.
I hope they're not contacts.

Yeah.

Like I'm ever gonna get close enough for it to matter.

STORY TIME OF THE MONTH

Definitely a bottle job here.
And spiked up so it looks like the toasted coconut
on a macaroon.

Poseur!

Well, you SHOULD be embarrassed!
The word you wanted me to help you with is "no."
A fucking two-letter, one-syllable word
that every 2-year-old knows.

But, then, on the other hand, since you've got
your shirt off and don't know the word "no,"
maybe I got some other ideas about what to do today.

Photo lifted from Sambag's Blog.
I don't know what's going on over there,
but I had to go back 12 pages to find one photo of a blond.
Hits as of now: 410,712

CHORD OVERSTREET

Let's be honest.
We can't have a month of blond guys
with mentioning Chord Overstreet.
After all, the day after his first appearance on Glee,
he was known as "that blond guy."

It's impossible to know what his real hair colour is,
but he'd admitted in interviews that the producers of Glee make him lighten his hair.

But no big deal.
His hot mouth is real. His sweet singing voice is real.
And that body of his is so real that it's frustrating for lots of reasons.

OPEN DOOR POLICY REVIEW

Hey, you'll fit right in.
My truck is well upholstered, too!

HOT BOYS IN THE HOOD

O, the month is almost over
and there's so much to do yet.

Today, let's enjoy this photo of Justin Hartley
that I found on Guys Next Door yesterday.
(Seriously, Guys Next Door?
Where the Hell does that guy live?
And why can't I get into that neighbourhood?)

Views as of now: 410,083

CORRECTION UPDATE:
I don't remember where I found this photo, but it wasn't Guys Next Door. I vaguely remembered that the photo should be larger than this, so I went looking for where I'd originally seen it and I couldn't find it on Guys Next Door.

My comments about that site's name are still valid, because there are photos of River Viiperi and Arthur Sales. Still unbelievable as neighbours. After all, if these guys lived next door to you, would you have time to run a 'blog?

That's MISTER Bubble to you!

It's not easy being a blond.
The maintenance involved in keeping hair yellow
and skin golden is sometimes mind boggling.

If we didn't have a secret club
where we scrub each other in bubble baths,
there's no way I even keep up with the work.

'gotta go now.
My turn in the tub.

Views as of now: 409,474

ALEXANDER LUDWIG

Need your blond boy fix?

So I present young actor Alexander Ludwig,
who's learned to aim his nose toward the camera and not his face.
It's a shame that those two don't point in the same direction,
but whaddya gonna do?

Still, the boy's built himself a wonderful body, has he not?

Views as of now: 409,236

GONE WITH THE WIND BLOWN

Here's another random blond guy
about whom I know very little.

I don't even remember
where I found these photos.
I wish I did, because
I like to give proper credit
for these things.

Views as of now: 408,787

TRICEP EXTENSION CLASS

And in today's anatomy class, we study the triceps,
the three muscles that make up the backside of the upper arm
and account for two thirds of the upper arm's muscle mass.

Here on this studly blond creature
you can clearly see two of these three muscles.

When he's ready to develop the third one too,
I have some work for him to do.

Photo lifted from Guys Next Door

NAME WITHHELD UPON REQUEST

I know this guy's name, but I won't mention it.

In the past few years,
he's been finding his photos online
and having them taken down.
I suspect that he did this for money while in college,
and now that he's out in the working world
he doesn't want them to hurt his career.

So he wants to be anonymous
and I can respect that.

Hairwise,
his hair's a bit too reddish to be truly blond,
but who cares?
He still looks amazing.

JASON LEWIS

I've been neglecting you lately.
And I will eventually go all Winston Smith on you and
post things on the days I missed and
then pretend I didn't miss them in the first place.

In the meantime,
let me apologize with one of the best blond guys ever,
Jason Lewis, he of the amazing jawline.
He turns 40 this June and he's definitely aging beautifully.

Hmmm. His birthday is 3 days after mine.
Y'know, if astrology weren't such bullshit,
I might benefit from this in some way.

These days he keeps his hair short, and I like the results.

But I also remember how perfect he looked
with longer hair and a younger face.
If there's any justice, this guy fathered a lot of children over the years.
The world needs more of his DNA wandering around.

And as long as we're looking at photos,
let's have the one that most people remember,
the one that got Samantha's attention.

Finally, a short video clip from Brothers & Sisters,
proving that Matthew Rhys is one lucky Welshman.

Hits as of now: 407,931

STEP SHOW OFF

Today's blond boy
is one of my all-time favourite photographs.

I don't know who this boy is;
I don't know who took it,
though I do know that I got it from Sambag's Blog.

His blond hair looks fake, but
I think this is a truly beautiful face.

NUMBER 5 IS ALIVE AND KICKING HOT

There's blond.
And there's blond and beautiful.
And blond and cute.

Today we have blond and handsome,
courtesy of this gorgeous guy.
I love the way he looks straight into the camera
like he's waiting for me to say something.

Photo stolen from Guys Next Door