COSTUME SHOP OF HORRORS

I thought about saving this for a revived Fun for Friday, but then I figured that someone would just beat me to it. Enjoy.

How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

WAS I YOUR FIRST LIEUTENANT?

Since I don't watch actual television, I didn't know this series was happening until I saw an ad on hulu.com, but since then I've seen all five of the episodes they have there.

And I don't really like it much. It just seems to be trying way too hard to be edgy and bleak the way that BATTLESTAR GALACTICA was. On the surface, that probably seems like a great idea: GALACTICA was sexy and attracted a really large audience of people who weren't sci-fi fans before. But this show has lost all the playfulness and intelligence that made STARGATE different from most sci-fi and made it cool in it's own quirky way. This new one is just not fun to watch.

Stargate Universe does have some good points, though. There's a creepy doctor who may or may not be quite evil and who'll remind you of a Bond villian because he WAS a Bond villian. There's a fat, nerdy MIT dropout who can become a sort of hero for any chubby slackers in the audience. And one of the featured character is a studly Air Force Lieutenant who's been shown having sex twice in five episodes, once even undressing first.

This lieutenant is played by Dallas actor Brian J. Smith, who left Texas for Julliard and has since been on Broadway with Reba the Mail Lady and played gay in HATE CRIME. He's a good actor and he looks good in and out of uniform, but personally I'm waiting to see Bradley Stryker with his shirt off.

Views as of now: 151,011

WIND TUNNEL OF LOVE

Though Zac struggles with all he's got,
he's sometimes still gets caught up
in the gravitational pull
of the suckiness of Disney.

Photo from
Gym Fanatic

COMMENTS:
Xersex said... Sexy wind!!!

Yeah. Makes my thoughts wander to
other thoughts involving Zac and blowing

DR. BUNSEN HONEYDEW LIST

I once read an interview with Zack Vasquez
where he basically said that he'd try anything once.

I'm still working on the list I'm gonna send him.

Photo from
Appreciation
of the Male Body

COMMENTS:
Xersex said... Hot body, but I don't like truly his face.

I agree. Vasquez is one of those guys whom
I don't find good-looking but whom I do find very sexy.

SADDLE HORN DOG

After hearing about all the dangers of playing
bareback, Carlos decided to protect himself
by bringing a saddle.

Sure, he's confused by the language, but
he makes it look good.

Photo from
Fantasies of a Virgin

PORTERHOUSE STEAK THROUGH THE HEART

Kellan Lutz is seriously getting into playing the
vampire. He's got the pale skin, the black clothes,
the dark sunglasses, the dangerous but sexy attitude.
But if he's gonna pull this off, he's gotta learn to
avoid the sunlight.

And putting your own body into the shape
of a cross is probably not a good idea either.

Photo from
Beauty and the Bum

THAT 70s SHOW 'N' TELL

Give it up, Ashton. Nobody over 12-years-old
is gonna believe that the fucktard who
created PUNK'D can actually read.

Photo from
A Cause des Garcons

JACKET AND TIE ONE ON

After a long night of way too many Pina Coladas,
Marlon wasn't able to dress himself properly
the next morning.

But no one really minded what he looked like.

Photo of Marlon Teixeira
from American Urge

HIT AND MISS PIGGY

Have you seen this Disney commercial
with Miss Piggy and Taye Diggs?



So is it too mean to say that
Miss Piggy has jungle fever and
Taye Diggs has swine flu?

WORKING WITHOUT ANNETTE FUNICELLO

Drew found his new hammock a really comfortable
place to nap, but he broke a lot of beer bottles before
he finally learned not to set them down beside them.

DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL HOME DEVICE

Working the sci-fi convention was just another
job for Simon, but he really did hate having to help
the STARGATE fans with their costume props.

This Simon Nessman photo
from Major Model Men NY

SWEAT SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK

BEING THE FASTEST HUMAN ALIVE WAS
COOL, BUT THE QUICK CHANGES DID
MAKE IT EASY TO GET TANGLED UP
IN YOUR CLOTHES.

BLOWN AWAY IN THE MANGER

Rio de Janiero - ever on the extreme cutting edge
of cultural innovation - has once again shocked
the world, not by making elaborate preparations
for this year's Festival de Natal but by casting
Edgar Mello as the Virgin Mary.

Lucio Luna's photo
from Made in Brazil
Views as of now: 146,668

HABIDASHER AND DANCER

And in Manhatten's fashion distract, the research
continues in finding the delicate balance point
needed to have a hot enough body to overcome
a bad hat.

Photo by Thomas Synnamon
from Beautiful Man

PALM D'OAR

AS THE FASHION EXPEDITION APPROACHED
THE HEADWATERS OF SHIT CREEK, SIMON
WAS GLAD THAT HE'D COME PREPARED.

AGE OF CONSENTING ADULTS

Somewhere tonight, Kerry Degman is celebrating
turning 21. So he's legal now. And he's cool
enough that he doesn't mind that thousands
of guys spend so much time imagining
doing illegal things to him.

As long as they don't actually try to do them.

Views as of now: 145,077

SHALLOW END OF THE POOL BOY

UHHH . . . COULD YOU TURN THE CAMERA
OFF BEFORE I GET OUT? THIS SUIT IS KINDA
TIGHT AND THIS WATER'S REALLY COLD.

LOVE MACHINE THAT GOES PING

IT REALLY DIDN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE. THE
DOCTOR SAID THAT JUSTIN'S RIBS WERE ONLY
CRACKED SO HE ONLY HAD TO STAY IN THE HOSPITAL
THE ONE NIGHT, BUT HE INSISTED THAT JUSTIN
COME IN EVERY OTHER DAY FOR A SPONGE BATH.

KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR ALL

I DREAM OF A DAY WHEN THE NATIONS OF
THE WORLD WILL COMPETE BY WEARING
LITTLE SHORTS AND KICKING A WHITE BALL.
THIS DAMNED ARMOUR IS HEAVY, COLD
AND HIDES HOW GORGEOUS I AM!