COUGAR TOWN MEETING

I'm writing my own dictionary.

This is the picture you'll see if you look up
"lucky bitch."

WRESTLING MATCH.COM

Why do wrestlers touch each other's butts?

Because they can.

Picture lifted from The Lovely Wrestling Team

EXCESSIVE SPEEDO

Dammit, coach!
How the Hell am I supposed to practice?
Every time I get in the water,
my hotness makes it start to boil!

PUPPY LOVE HANDLES

I hope Chace Crawford is working harder in the gym lately.
His lovely face deserves a much better body.

And as long as I'm making requests,
I want to see more photos of him
deep-throating a beer bottle.

Seriously though, have you noticed
how many actors get a steady paycheck for one season
and then spend their first hiatus putting on weight?
It's like TV's version of the freshmen 15.

Views as of now: 296,269

CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD SHORTS

Phillip was very proud of what he'd found,
but the rest of us agreed never to send
him to buy the doughnuts again.

Photo purloined from
Flipflops and Boardies

20/20 VISION OF LOVELINESS

This photo of Arthur Sales in glasses
just does me in.

Arthur Sales, mild-mannered Brazilian male model.
But when danger calls, he rips his glasses off
and become Super Brazilian male model.

And when his agent calls, he rips his shirt off
and become Super Hot Brazilian male model.

And when I call, he lets it go to voice mail.

AB FAB

Darren Criss charmed the Hell out of me
the first time he appeared on GLEE,
but I guessed then that he'd probably be hairy
under that prep school coat.

And I was right.

But I had no idea that his body was so lean and fit, too.
Now, thanks to photos in Out Magazine,
we can see it for ourselves.

Darren works hard on GLEE,
but it's not the acting, singing, and
dancing that require the most effort.

It's resisting the urge to show
Chord Overstreet how shirtless is done.

SUBWAY TOKEN RESISTANCE

My whole life, I've heard how filthy the NYC subways are,
but in this photo I don't actually see anything bad.

Not bad at all.

Photo from Guys Next Door
Hits as of now: 294,373

SPRINKLER SYSTEMS ANALYST

I've decided that
instead of envying photographers like Greg Vaughan
(who directed this commercial),
I kinda pity them.

Sometimes I get frustrated looking at
all these guys I want but can't have.
But the photographers look at them a lot more often
and a lot more closely,
but probably still can't have them.

Views as of now: 294196

Just don't think about their testing of this stuff
on the eyeballs of live animals.

THREE OF A KINDA HOT

'hate these girls.

Tyler Shields is cool, though.

Found via Kenneth in the (212)
Views as of now: 294,014

PLAYING FOR THE OTHER TEAM MATES

The good news is that Edilson and Kerry
have made some new friends.

The bad news is that none of them is me.

Photo from Guys Next Door
Views as of now: 293,647

STRIP SEARCH AND FIND

Having heard how thorough airport security's
searches could be, Anton showed up for his
flight dressed for the worse.

And seven people started a bidding war
to get the seat beside him.

Photo from Stunning Boys and Men