WHAT A WONDERFUL LIFE GUARD

The spring oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico kept
thousands of tourists away from the Gulf shore
beaches, devastating local economies.
But the people of Gulfport, Mississippi,
protected themselves by paying to Tyler to sit
around all day and make the beach look much better.

Photo from Blonds R Us
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Okay, so he's blond, which is great,
and his colouring looks fantastic against the blue background.
And is body is good, if a bit on the undernourished side.
But what I think I like most is the hypnotic gaze in his eyes.
Like he's trying to send a telepathic message to everyone who sees the photo.

And message received, man.