Thursday, August 12, 2010

LOVE BITE MARKS

Thanks to the CW Website, I've finally seen an episode of Vampire Diaries. Well, six episodes actually.

And finally, somebody made hot-looking vampires.

TWILIGHT was a big disappointment in this respect. Peter Facinelli has a great face and Kellan Lutz has a killer body, but in general the vampires in those movies are odd and sickly looking. The werewolves are hotter, but not exactly pretty.

And TRUE BLOOD disappointed me, too. I've only seen Season 1 so far, but only Ryan Kwanten is worth looking at (and thank IFITS that Kwanten shows his ass to us as often as he does) and all the trashy accents really get on my nerves after a while.

But Vampire Diaries has a nice dish of testosterone-flavoured eye candy in its cast, and they speak English without a poor white trash accent or the constant Cullen pausing. Here's a sample.

Remote Controlled Hairbrush talking about Ian Somerhalder on Vampire Diaries
Ian Somerhalder. His character is the snarky
smartass who makes the show worth watching.
Not that blue-eyed brunets really need to talk.

Remote Controlled Hairbrush talking about Paul Wesley on Vampire Diaries
Paul Wesley. Great body and really sexy, but not
what I'd call beautiful. If his eyes were any closer
to his brows, he wouldn't need an eye lid at all.

Remote Controlled Hairbrush talking about Michael Trevino on Vampire Diaries
Michael Trevino. It's hard to find a photo that does
him justice, but on video he looks really, really good.
And vampires aren't the only kind of
blood-suckers
that he's been dealing with.

Remote Controlled Hairbrush talking about Steven R McQueen on Vampire Diaries
Steven R. McQueen. And yeah, there's a relation.
From what I've seen, this boy makes a very lovely
angst-ridden teenage boy. He'd make a nice snack, too.

Remote Controlled Hairbrush talking about Zach Roerig on Vampire Diaries
Zach Roerig. I never saw this guy on Friday Night Lights,
but he makes a really sweet "All-American Boy" on this show.
With all the vampires, witches, and werewolves, it's kinda
refreshing to have a guy who's just an ordinary stud.

And one last photo to drive home the fact that these are not
the goody-goody Mormon vampires of TWILIGHT.
Remote Controlled Hairbrush talking about Vampire Diaries


COMMENTS:
Xersex said...
Ian Somerhalder: the colour of his eyes is incredibly beautiful and he has a nice face.
Paul Wesley: Great body and really sexy, but not what I'd call beautiful. I agree with you.
Michael Trevino: cute, nice face, but not much more.
Steven R. McQueen: nice face, in this photo he looks very young.
Zach Roerig: he looks like Belami guys (August 13, 2010 1:10 AM)

Kenneth Johnson aka Sebastien Penn said...
Ian plays his character really well. In truth, I prefer him younger than how he looks now.
Paul is the reason I got interested in this series. Boring character, but his screen presence is magnifique.
Michael looks nice but his douchey character makes him hard to like.
Steven gets cuter by the episode; when he has long hair...swoon!
Zach's FNL character was double douche; he plays a really likable character. If I couldn't get Paul, I'd date Zach. (August 13, 2010 2:17 AM)

2 comments:

Xersex said...

Ian Somerhalder: the colour of his eyes is incredibly beautiful and he has a nice face.

Paul Wesley: Great body and really sexy, but not what I'd call beautiful. I agree with you.

Michael Trevino: cute, nice face, but not much more.

Steven R. McQueen: nice face, in this photo he looks very young.

Zach Roerig: he looks like Belami guys

Kenneth Johnson aka Sebastien Penn said...

Ian plays his character really well. In truth, I prefer him younger than how he looks now.

Paul is the reason I got interested in this series. Boring character, but his screen presence is magnifique.

Michael looks nice but his douchey character makes him hard to like.

Steven gets cuter by the episode; when he has long hair...swoon!

Zach's FNL character was double douche; he plays a really likable character. If I couldn't get Paul, I'd date Zach.