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Guess who would've been ninety years old today?

Tony Randall, 26 Feb 1920 - 17 May 2004,
as he appeared in MEASURE FOR MEASURE
at Northwestern University in April 1938.

"There's only one thing worse than a man
who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes,
and that's a man who has strong likes and dislikes
without the courage to voice them. "

COLONEL MUSTARD SHOES

Okay, this is my new favourite picture,
except for that lucky, lucky waifish
bitch in the middle.

I wonder if I could...



There, that's much better.

MRS. PEACOCK TEASE

If you think the new Professor Plum is hot,
just wait 'til you see the new Colonel Mustard.

This photo of Simon
from Major Models.

LOVE FOR CELLULITE

My thanks to Stephen for introducing me to the Batman & Robin Comic Generator.

And now I think I'll have to do this to more comic book frames. Have scanner, will mock.

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BUT CAN HE SING "ONLY THE LONELY"?

Now that his designer 3D goggles have arrived
at last, Simon can finally see Avatar in HD.

This photo of Simon
from American Urge.

STARING CONTEST OF WILLS

Now that Kerry has mastered look that can
make people do anything, he's ready to start
working on Blue Steel.

HAIR PRODUCT MANAGER

He'd rather fight than switch
styling gels.

Photo of Arthur Sales
from Made in Brazil

You know, whenever I imagined
Jensen eating some pansy,
it didn't look at all like this.

Photo from Stunning Sexy Guys

MIDDLE CHILD OF DARKNESS

With his older brother married and
his younger brother working alone,
Joe may be feeling a bit lonely.
And I'm officially volunteering
to do something about that.

Photo from Hot Men Appreciation

DOG TAG YOU'RE IT

I use only the finest furniture polish, but
the shine on my table has never
looked this good.

Daniel D'Ottavio's photo
of Chad White
from American Urge

BLUE GENE SPLICING

Good News! About two weeks ago, our lab had
its first real breakthrough in our cloning research.

I would have told you before now,
but I've been busy giving
the clones various kinds of tests.

Photo from A Cause des Garcons

GRAND STAND AND DELIVER

I don't know what game he's here to play,
but I wanna watch. Hell, gimme season tickets.
Better yet, let me play.

Photo from FitSportsMen