ARM RESTING PLACE

Anybody can put throw pillows on a couch!
I decided to take my interior decorating
in a whole different direction.

Photo of Chris Bailey
from Definition of a Man

LAWN JOCKEY SHORTS

Cesar treated clothing like his own
personal time machine.
He may be moving into 2010,
but around his groin it was still 1974.

Photo of Caio Cesar,
2009 Boy from Terra,
from Cisoto Fotos
Views as of now: 160,332

GUITAR PICK OF THE LITTER

After years of talking about it, Leo actually
traded the shirt off of his back for a guitar.
His playing was crap, but no one really minded.

Photo by Sandro & Maykson
from Alexsander
Views as of now: 159,850

UNDRESS CASUAL

Always an innovator, Nathan
took the basic principle of Casual Friday
and truly made it his own.

Photo from A Cause des Garcons
Views as of now: 159,617

DON'T ASK; DON'T TELL ME NO LIES

'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

HUM BUG COLLECTION

SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME...

What the Hell is Yahoo trying to accomplish with this ad?

I understand the text of the ad, of course,
but why add that particular photograph?
Do they really think that will entice women
to go back to college?

Views as of now: 158,988

WELL, DECK MY HALLS, WHY DONTCHA?

I just happen to be staying in Dallas this week. (Well, just north of Dallas actually.)

And I just happened to be shopping yesterday afternoon.

And that's how I just happened to run into Tyson Ballou while he was out shopping, with some other equally tall guy in a little flat cap.

I knew he lived around here - or at least used to - but I didn't really recognize him at first. Though I've seen enough photos to know his face, those photos don't really convey how tall he is. And how thin. No, "thin" isn't the right word, because the guy is covered with lean muscle. Maybe "lean." Or "slender." In any event, in real life he seemed a lot more tall and rail thin than he does in a photograph.

And so I'm reminded again how a camera distorts one's appearance, and how - if you want to look good on camera - you have to be a bit on the emaciated side in real life. Dammit. I still remember the first time I saw myself on television: I immediately set out to lose 20 pounds.

Don't ask me how that's going.

This area has given the world at least three guys who now make their living by being beautiful to look at. I've seen Tyson Ballou. Now I'm gonna look for Jensen Ackles and Chace Crawford.

And I'm drinking a lot of local tap water while I'm here, just in case it helps.

Views as of now: 158,844

Yeah, it's too late for November, but here's a Man of the Month anyway.

Now to get to work on the next one...

NEIGHBOUR HOODLUM

For months, I found excuses to be outside
whenever the guy downstairs was coming and going.
Finally, I got up enough nerve to take his photo,
and just as I clicked the button he looked up.

And right after that, he came upstairs and
beat me senseless.

No, no. Of course, that didn't happen.

And that's not the guy downstairs. That's Craig Malozzi in a photo
from ModelMayhem. And as far as I know, he's completely not violent
and not at all homophobic.

I learned of this guy's existence
from Stunning Sexy Guys.
Views as of now: 157,635

LENS CAP AND TRADE

So what's the secret to getting to hang out
with hot-looking, partially clad young men?

Have a really big lens.

The name someone attached to this photo is brianwatkinsrafael.jpg. I have found the existence of a professional photographer named Brian Watkins, but I cannot prove this is he. I do like to cite my sources when I can, but to be honest I no longer remember where I found this picture. 'sorry.

BACKFIELD OF DREAMS

Having exhausted Hulu's supply of STARGATE SG1 and KYLE XY, I've been spending my late nights at work watching VANISHED, which I never watched when it was on.

In the early episodes, Gale Harold was a rather unbelievable
FBI agent. Lots of yelling and rudeness, but no real toughness.
After they killed him off, he was replaced by Eddie Cibrian,
floating above there, whom I've never found that attractive.
Great body, but something about his eyes seems squished shut.

But, though the still I made from one episode doesn't do it justice,
this man does have a sweet round ass.

Views as of now: 156,085

HOT PHOTO COPIER

Yeah, I know I've been pretty absent lately,
but this cloning research we're doing
is just too important.

MISFITTING ROOM

Curiosity Killed the Cat
Misfit