Lip Stick It to Him

Intentionally, I don't spend much money. This is both to save money and because I hate shopping. But I think I may need to spend more time looking at the sales circulars that show up in my junk mail.

Normally I throw those store flyers out immediately,
but this morning I looked at one and found this guy.
My brain immediately started coming up with inventive ways
to abuse that mouth of his.

So I scanned him to share with you guys, then I threw it out.
Both my libido and my bank account are temporarily happy with me.

And here he is with his equally large-lipped companion.
It's a bit comforting to know that, however bad the economy gets,
those employed in the manufacture and distribution
of collagen will still have jobs.

Now that I think of it, checking out ads is how I first learned of the existence of then JCPenney model Austin Peck and the ubiquitous (I really need to find another word to over-use!) Chace Crawford. In fact, I still have some ads from years ago, when the Gossip Guy was still a golf-playing high school student and part-time model, back before he had whatever done to his face to change his looks to what is now on every other Weblog.

I wonder if I can find those pictures.

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