WE'RE NOT #1! WE'RE NOT #1!

According to this Pew Forum survey, Texas is not home to the most religious USAmericans. We're not even in the Top 10. Texas ranked #11 in survey that measured belief in a god, church attendance, and prayer.

So here's one more bit of proof that Texas is not as book-burning, imaginary friend-having, reactionary political, testosterone-riddled, slope-headed, knuckle-dragging troglodyte primitive as I sometimes fear.

On the other hand, we did outrank Utah.

PHOTOSHOPAHOLIC

Today I got to do actual work, retouching the upper photograph above for a video.

I'm included the before version just below the changed one. If you're carefully observant, you might spot what I did to it. Maybe.

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It's just so... so... AAARGGH!

Brace yourself for a disgusting story...

This East Texas couple - hardly old enough to not be considered children themselves - are in jail and awaiting trial for killing their 13-month-old daughter by bashing her head in with a hammer because they believed her to be possessed by demons. Investigators say the scene was the most gruesome they've ever seen and also reported upwards of 20 bite marks on the child's body.

In polls, USAmericans keep naming atheists as the most distrusted group in the country, but we don't do things like this.

“Happy shall he be, that taketh
and dasheth thy little ones against
the stones.” - Psalms 137:9

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From the Book of Moron

PROUD TO BE FROM TEXAS!

If you can't read the billboard, here it is more clearly.