MINE FIELD OF DREAMS

So this morning I woke up from a very cool dream where I was lying in bed next to Francisco Lachowski, explaining to him that - though I loved him more - I wanted Bernardo Velasco more because he's the most beautiful man I've ever seen.

I don't remember what I ate and drank last night before going to bed, but I want more.

And did I make the right call? Francisco looks like he'd be a lot of fun.

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And it just occurred to me that
Calvin Klein gets all these hot guys in his underwear,
but I bet he wishes it were the other way 'round.