STRETCH MARKS-A-LOT

"I don't get it," his coach kept saying to himself.
"I appreciate the value of stretching a muscle
as much as anyone, but what's that thing
with his tongue supposed to accomplish?"

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STUDENT BODY OF EVIDENCE

I spent half a day yesterday signing up to take one class at a local community college.

While standing in various lines, it seemed like forever, but in truth I was just there about three hours. And during that time the walking eye candy was amazing. I hope that I'm not too distracted by all the pretty boys to pass this class.

And I hope I get over my fear of taking photographs of random strangers. I should let you see some of these guys.

Now, while the weather still invites them into shorts and T-shirts.

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STRETCH MARKS THE SPOT

NEW! from HORNCO!
If years of steroid abuse have left you
with huge nipples as sagging and lifeless
as a steer in mating season, Hornco now
has nipple clamps that will fit even the
most chemically enhanced bodybuilder.

Picture lifted from Shirtless Perfection
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LOVE FOR SAIL

"Dammit!" he couldn't help thinking.
"I spend $75 on a haircut so I'll look good
when they take the crew photo before the race,
then all it takes is a little wind and some
ocean spray to make me look even sexier.
I should've saved my money. Dammit!"

This is an ad from some magazine I brought home from Mexico. I know this guy is not my usual type, but I don't know for sure whether that's Carter Oosterhouse. Is it?

KRYPTONIGHT OF PASSION

"I brought your favourite green dildo,"
the man in the mask hissed,
"but first gimme a kiss."

This fake isn't mine, but I do think it's good (even if the glove holding the kryptonite is the wrong colour). I'd tell you who made this, but I can't find the original so I don't know whose this is.

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