
I think I've found a new #1 Language Annoyance.
#1 used to be when people passing on sidewalks and in hallways would reply to my "hello" with "How are you?" and then walk on. Asking a question and then walking away without even giving anyone a chance to answer.
That was bad enough, but then people got stupider. I'd say "hello" and they'd say "fine," answering a question I had not asked.
But now I have found a greeting that annoys me more: people who call up at work and begin the conversation with "How are you today?" before immediately plowing into the real reason they called. Why do they ask a question if they're not going to let anyone answer? And it's become so common that now whenever someone does wait for me to answer, I'm so shocked that I just stammer and don't remember what to say, not even with the customary "fine."
Yes, I realize that this is just social politeness and I should appreciate the fact that they're not being rude on the phone. And I know that language is mostly a matter of habit and they're doing what most everyone else does, without realizing the illogic of it. But I am astounded at how many people talk without ever thinking about what they're saying. The Scarecrow was right: some people without brains do an awful lot of talking.
And, dammit, don't ask a question if you don't want an answer! It seems a bit like waving your dick at someone then putting it away again before the actual sex happens.
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Today it's running, so I have to get my lazy butt up from this chair in a few minutes.
Friday is the first, so it'll be time to take my measurements again. But I doubt I'll be brave enough to post them here.
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And now this week's experiment of putting in random words to see how they affect what ads Google gives me: cheese, cheesy, cheddar, Swiss cheese, smoked gouda, Monterrey Jack, cheese sauce, cheese knife, cheese grater, Wisconsin, Monty Python.
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1 comment:
I have a friend with whom every initial interaction we have goes like this...
Me: "Hey!"
He: "Hi, how are you?"
Me: "I'm fantastic! How are you?"
He: "Great, thanks... Yourself?"
Me: ::mumble:: "Umm, good."
He: "Just good?"
Me: "I hate you."
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