I have to change my breakfast cereal.
This morning, as I poured on the milk,
I distinctly heard,
"Snap!", "Crackle!", "Fuck him!"
This morning, as I poured on the milk,
I distinctly heard,
"Snap!", "Crackle!", "Fuck him!"
George Carlin
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2 comments:
Love this one, too!
My other favorite Carlin joke is...
"The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life." :)
i loved the hippy dippy weatherman.
carlin's humor, like wilde's writing, is timeless.
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