ADAM ANT TEEN

No, Wolverine's old yellow costume
did not look really gay.

 

If it had looked really gay, he would
have been dressed like this.

ALL GENTLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

"Tout Doucement"
by Bibie

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SHOWER TIME

You know a guy is broke
when he's saving up
to buy a shower curtain.

YOUNG BRAD PITT

Let me predict your future:
You'll be wildly popular.
You'll have a successful career.

You'll marry a famous woman
of questionable sanity. The two of you
will adopt many children, and in 2013
you'll make a zombie movie about
hordes of children chasing after you
because they want to be adopted.

PERFECT ABS

This selfie, featuring the perfect abs,
was directed by J.J. Abrams.
You can tell by the lens flare.

Yeah, I think these abs are pretty much perfect. Smooth skin, defined muscle, and not so freakishly large as to make me think of a cans on a grocery store shelf.

But this boy needs to get that light out of my eyes.

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FRANKIE C WORTHY

I traveled to the shore
to enjoy the beauty of nature.
But that obnoxious ocean
kept distracting me.

FRANK CAMMARATA

This guy Frank Cammarata (or "Frankie C" as he's sometimes known) is a recent discovery for me, but the boy is adorable. Not my usual type of "pretty boy," but he is certainly sexy, with a strong dose of handsome mixed in.

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HOME RUNWAY MODEL

If more players looked like Michael here,
strip baseball would be more popular.

DRINKING GAME OVER

Him: "How many hurricanes did I drink, bro?"

Me: "Clearly not enough, if you're still making
coherent sentences. Let me get you another one."

VW BUG SPRAY

I'd be cool with the Sixties coming back,
but only if the new hippies look more like this.

MAKES ME SEE RED RAIDERS

Here we see Texas Tech cheerleaders
peeling the uniform off of one
of the Texas Tech football players.

Why do people say that
cheerleaders aren't smart?

SOME PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO LIVESTOCK

Though Kyle didn't believe it at the time,
it turns out that his HS guidance counselor
was really accurate when he predicted
the boy would find work as a fence post.

MORNING COMMUTE BUTTON

You know, all the way to work this morning,

I felt like I was forgetting something,

but I can't for the life of me
think what it might be.

I sure was popular on the subway, though.

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