I GOT MARLON'S NUMBER

Look at Marlon Teixeira,
pretending to be on the phone
so he doesn't have to talk to me.

 

Yeah. Like I want him
for his conversation.

GRIN AND BARE IT

PLEASE bare it!

Yeah, of course he's smiling.

He's freaking Bernardo Velasco.

What possible reason could he have
for doing anything else?

HIGH BARTENDER

You think he looks good like this?

Wait 'til you see him right-side-up.

Although this position does have it's uses. ; )

ADAM ANT TEEN

No, Wolverine's old yellow costume
did not look really gay.

 

If it had looked really gay, he would
have been dressed like this.

ALL GENTLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

"Tout Doucement"
by Bibie

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SHOWER TIME

You know a guy is broke
when he's saving up
to buy a shower curtain.

YOUNG BRAD PITT

Let me predict your future:
You'll be wildly popular.
You'll have a successful career.

You'll marry a famous woman
of questionable sanity. The two of you
will adopt many children, and in 2013
you'll make a zombie movie about
hordes of children chasing after you
because they want to be adopted.

PERFECT ABS

This selfie, featuring the perfect abs,
was directed by J.J. Abrams.
You can tell by the lens flare.

Yeah, I think these abs are pretty much perfect. Smooth skin, defined muscle, and not so freakishly large as to make me think of a cans on a grocery store shelf.

But this boy needs to get that light out of my eyes.

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