HOME RUNWAY MODEL

If more players looked like Michael here,
strip baseball would be more popular.

DRINKING GAME OVER

Him: "How many hurricanes did I drink, bro?"

Me: "Clearly not enough, if you're still making
coherent sentences. Let me get you another one."

VW BUG SPRAY

I'd be cool with the Sixties coming back,
but only if the new hippies look more like this.

MAKES ME SEE RED RAIDERS

Here we see Texas Tech cheerleaders
peeling the uniform off of one
of the Texas Tech football players.

Why do people say that
cheerleaders aren't smart?