WHA HOPPENED?

I couldn't resist the urge to make a joke
involving Daniel Tosh and Fred Willard.

Okay, I didn't really try that hard to resist...

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PART OF A GOOD (LOOKING) BREAKFAST

I had some time on my hands this evening,
so I pasted an especially hot photo of Parker Gregory
onto a box of Wheaties.

Appropriate for a actor/model
who spends his spare time on triathlons.


If you're interested, here's the original photo,
part of a series by photograher Giampaolo Sguara
for the June 2012 issue of GQ Spain.

¿Guapísimo, no?

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Tosh.0h crap

And please let me know when it's my turn...

PENALTY KICK ASS

C'mon, Ref, normally
there's just a penalty kick for this.
Are you sure a strip search is necessary?

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SWIM MEAT

It seemed like Andrei's bodybuilding routine
was a great success, but then he got into the water
and was weighed down by his own awesome studliness.

Photo stolen from Swim Meat

ROCK HARD

Dan and Dave had a great time hiking the mountains.
By the end of the weekend, they'd explored
every single crack they could find.

Photo stolen from
Adonis Complex

SHIRT REMOVAL MAN

Sure, he's too stupid to get undressed
BEFORE getting into the water.
But with those eyes and that body,
I really don't think I care.

Photo stolen from
The Slab

PRE-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT

While a lot of people complain about them,
Chad was actually very happy to know that
TSA was so thorough about security on his flight.

But he did wonder why no one else in the line
had to strip down like this.

Photo stolen from
The Daily Drool

WET AND WILD

MAN FOR MONDAY

Simon Nessman, Bruce Weber, and warm water.
Who could ask for anything more?

And Simon's mouth has never looked better
than it does in this photo.


Now that you've seen the photo, watch the video
for Giorgio Armani Acqua de Gio Essenza:

Bruce Weber: Wet and Wild on Nowness.com.

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NEPTUNE IN TOMORROW

And now I think I understand where
ancient men first got the idea of
believing in a God of the Sea

Photo stolen from
Musclejocks

A RACK , NO PHOBIA

Andrew Garfield has beautiful eyes,
but he looks so damned willowy
in the Spiderman costume.

Why does Hollywood never consult me
when casting these movies?

This guy might look good as Spiderman,
but actually doing the superhero's job
was made difficult by
his fear of heights and spiders.